Sex And The City

In a previous post, I mentioned how Ace Serene and I were addicted to Sex And The City before we started watching True Blood.  I HAVE to revisit this subject because I don't want to commit a sin by mentioning Sex And The City without talking about how WONDERFUL it is!  Supa Darling doesn't really get into "girlie" shows or movies very much but let me tell you, that completely STRAIGHT husband of mine really loved watching it.  He wanted to know what Mr. Big's first name was and who Samantha was fucking at the moment as much as the rest of us.  Just one more reason why I love him! 


Example:  On this particular day, it was a fireman.  Nothing unusual there...

 Needless to say, we loved Sex And The City about as much as a mother loves her newborn baby.  There was plenty of laughs, tears, and "OH MY GOD REALLYs" to last the whole series.  We loved the fashion, the fights and the one liners.  Ace, this one is for you babe!

By the way, one of our other coven members (I know I've said this before but it's true damnit) friends in our group, we'll call her Lolly Gal, just went to New York with her Mom this week on vacation...and I would hope that if I ever get to visit New York...I see this:



We said how much we loved this dress.  It's just absolutely beautiful...I wonder what she's got stored under it?  One smallish dog and the cast of Twilight?  OH YAY!  She wishes!




This promotional picture that  I came across pisses me off!!  They never dressed the same! 
They sure as hell never wore black (all at the same time). 
Whoever came up with this ad needs to be shot! 
Did they even watch the damn show?



I so loved this dress....she reminds me of a very very classy ice cream cone. 



 





While Googling...I found this outfit...I can't place it.  I mean, I can't remember when this outfit ever made an appearance but I love it!  Reminds me of watermelon.  LOL

And then of course you have to hope that if you visit New York you'll see the assortment of HOT dudes that appeared throughout the series....Lolly Gal.....did you see any of these smexy dudes????



I know...I know...Gilles shouldn't count because he was in the movie...but he DOES because we watched those too!  :D 



No one thought that Aleksandr Petrovsky was hot...except Carrie and ME! 
It was something about his accent and his attitude on the show...Until he slapped Carrie towards the end...and then I promptly wrote him off.  Who slaps Carrie and gets away with it?!  BAD ALEX!  One of Carrie's best moments of the whole series in my opinion was when she called him her "Lover" but she said "Lava".  "I'm taking a LAVA!"  Oh, geez, that was so sweet!

Yep, Samantha was banging Jason Lewis on the series....We were very happy about that!  :)

We loved Aiden until our hearts were going to burst...Ace, I think your heart actually did burst (ALL OVER MY COUCH!)  LOL.  It just wasn't meant to be between Carrie and Aiden...we were so sad to see him go!



Burger...you are beautiful but you were weird on the show!!  Carrie really liked you and you were acting like an ASS HAT!  LOL





Did Lolly see Carrie and Stanford?  One of my favorite homosexuals!  Oh how we loved Stanford and all his hot and sexy gay boyfriends!!!





What the hell?  I google "Sex And The city" and Steven Tyler shows up?! 
Steven, you cannot be everything for everyone all of the time!   



STEVE!  We Love you!  (Note, this is the correct Steve...Steven Tyler..you can't be Steve Brady!!)



Last but certainly not least, we loved you Mr. Big and we hated you...just depended on how Carrie was feeling at the time.  You made us groan, I'll give you that.  In more ways than one ;)

We love you girls!  Samantha, Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte, you kept us busy for many months watching your lovely shenanigans...you will not be forgotten. xxoo

Tuesday Nights Make Me Giggle

Tuesday, Tuesday Tuesday!!

I love Tuesday's as much as I love Robert Pattinson...more than words can express!  He is one of my top 10 favorite things!  (I know, someone is already thinking, "Take a number, bitch!" but really, I love him.)

And who could help themselves?!

Ace Serene, another one of my coven members best friends, comes over on Tuesday nights.  Ace was introduced to me by Kitti.  They grew up together and have been best friends since they were kids.  I wasn't too sure about Ace but after I got to know her better, well, I just love her!  I love that she is so easy going and always stays calm.  That is why we call her Jasper...Yeah, TWILIGHT reference.  Get used to it, there will be many more!  When everyone is freaking out...Ace is just as put together as normal.  I think she might actually have some calming abilities since none of us have killed the other in her presence.  (Good luck on that being too everlasting, LOL)

Ace, be proud that you are the female version of THIS! 

 We were watching Sex And The City on Tuesdays but we are finished with that :(  Now we are properly addicted to True Blood!  Which is extremely entertaining!  Supa Darling has been watching it with us and he is equally as hooked.  (Finally, something that my husband wants to watch with us and loves just as much!)

It doesn't get much better than this!

Ace is very much in love with Alexander Scarsgard...who plays Eric.  Now, she's got me hooked too. 

What the hell is there not to love about THAT?!

I've read all the Sookie Stackhouse books....The ones that are out so far anyways...I'm pretty positive there will be more.  How could she stop on Book 11?  There are more surprises to come from that I'm sure.  I'm so ready!!!

ANYHOW, let me stay on task here....Ace comes over right after work, we eat dinner all together (you should hear some of the conversations that we have with the kids at the table...whoa geez), (Supa Darling is making us biscuits, sausage gravy, and cheesy eggs tonight YUMMY!!) and then we usually sit on my back porch for an hour or so (one of our favorite places) to have a little relaxation time before the big event!  OHHHH!  I'm getting all excited now!  (and at my desk at work of all places!! heehee)

As Ace would say.....SOOOOOOOOOKIE!
XXOO, Love you ACE!

Jade Mask

Jade Mask.

Yep, for this blog, that is going to be my best friend's name.  Jade Mask.  I had help coming up with these names too!  Kitti Marmalade helped me even though she had no idea what she was helping me think them up for...and I really should use the term "best friend" loosely because I have 4 of them.  They don't like it when they are listed in order.  Each one of them would list themselves as "first place best friend".  They're all so selfish with me....LOL. 

Nope, this isn't us but for a second, you thought it was *giggle giggle*

There is such a thing as what I like to call a "longevity friend".  Allow me to explain....

Definition: Longevity Friend:  The person in your life that you have been friends with for the longest period of time.

Kind of like this freakishly long cat...yeah, kinda like that.

Jade Mask is my longevity friend.  I have been friends with her for about 13 years...and when you're not that old...that is a long time.  That is ALMOST half of my life.  I really wouldn't know what to do without her....We have lived about a mile apart from each other for many of those years...I can't get rid of her skanky ass!  I am supposed to be keeping this blog a secret so I can only reveal her identity this one time.....

Jade Mask, you rock my world. xxoo

Anywho-who....I met Jade in hell  at work.  Which to me, doesn't make much sense...how many people are there that you work with and then remain friends with long term?  I have had so many out of sight, out of mind work friends, it's not even funny...but I'll save that rant for another day.  We met at work and we were absolutely inseparable.  Our opposite personalities just clicked and we couldn't shut up! 

Kitti gets credit for this one too! 

 LONG and I mean LONG story short....(please refer to freaky cat above)  She's never left my side (besides the occasional bitch fest fighting cool down period) and that one time that Supa Darling and I got sucked into a  churchy cult.  (No sacrificing of animals went down or did it? but it was a psycho situation none-the-less)

Not quite this organized but you get the picture



**I cannot stay on task today!!  We will not talk about the churcy cult today...something else to save for your personal enjoyment LATER** Back to Jade Mask:

She so loves this man!

Her favorite color is green.  She named her youngest son after her favorite Real World cast member....

Yes, yes she did....and we're happy we get to think of him every time we say her son's beautiful name :D

I'm really proud to call her my bff and I know she'll be around forever....and I love her so much!!!  I am an only child so having a friend that I am THAT I consider my sister...is wonderful...I feel very fortunate....

Okie Dokie, enough of the mushy stuff...or I'm gonna hurl!

I LOVE YOU JADE MASK!!

Just the beginning

I have always wanted to write a book.  So far in my life, it just hasn't happened.  Yet.  I think I'm starting this blog to see how I really feel about writing and if it is ever possible to write something that is interesting enough for other people to want to read.  I also think that I'm starting this blog to leave a legacy for my kids.  A legacy of what?  Words?  I guess so....

I just recently finished reading my Grama's travel journals.  They started in 1984 and went to 1991.  Very impressive.  My Grama passed away over a year ago and it made me feel closer to her to hear what she did everyday while on vacation.  This also sparked my interest in writing again....though it has never died over the years, maybe my children would like to read my daily thoughts when I am gone. 

That being said....I am planning on talking about everything...and anything in this blog.  I went ahead and put the adult content advisory on it because I'm sure it will get plenty snarky and dark at times.  I'm not even sure if I'm going to tell my friends and family about this blog....I want to write completely honestly and I'm sure I'll step on toes and hurt feelings which is never my intent.  I hope I can be brave enough to ask them all to read it.  One day. 

So, for today, I'll just say that I love my job.  I really really love my job but I'm ready to go home already!  Sometimes, I just don't feel like sitting here!  I currently work at a credit union in the call center.  Yep, I wear a head set and answer people's questions about their bank accounts all day long.  Some people are really nice and others are complete morons.  I mean, I guess everyone has their bad days right?  I'm sure sometimes I sound like a moron too.  I love it when people call and say, "Can I have your routing number please?" and then when I start to immediately recite this memorized number, I hear, "Hold on a minute, let me get a pen."  WHAT??  You just called me!  I have what you need!  You're not ready?  LOSERS!



I mean, this is not the finger I was thinking about but whatever!

I have a million funny work stories from working my butt off since...when did I start working again...A LONG TIME AGO.  I'll save those for another time.

Today I am going to RUN like hell  leave work and head home to cook dinner.  My husband, who will forever be known in this blog as Supa Darling, is closing down his job tonight so I'm on dinner duty.  I always said that I hate to cook and I have no idea how but lately I have been trying new things and really putting together some half way decent stuff to eat.  No one has died yet and that is a great thing.

As long as it doesn't come in a container like this...we should be fine.

My very close friend (we'll call her Kitti Marmalade) comes over to visit every Wednesday night and have dinner with us.  I'm pretty excited to see her.  I don't think we see enough of her so when we do see her...I don't want her to leave.  We usually watch "So You Think You Can Dance" together and that is one of the high points of my week.  I'm fucking boring.  I get that...but I love dance shows!  ANYHOW, Kitti is bringing a few thing to contribute to dinner (did I mention that we're lower (and I mean loooowwwwer) middle class and I need help feeding people?) and I am going to make my Grama's recipe for Tuna Patties....she called them Tuna Bricks with Mortar Sauce...I know, sounds crazy but basically it's tuna patties browned in a skillet with a creamy cheese sauce poured over the top, we're having peas on the side.  YUM!  I am so glad that I perfected that recipe before she passed away.  If I could never have that dish again for the rest of my life...I would be a very pissy bitch!

Tuna bricks,  my Kitti Marmalade, my two sweet babies and my really nice, large tv...(don't forget broke, still making payments on that nice tv), sounds like a great night to me.



This is how Kitti and I will look tonight...