Jade Mask

Jade Mask.

Yep, for this blog, that is going to be my best friend's name.  Jade Mask.  I had help coming up with these names too!  Kitti Marmalade helped me even though she had no idea what she was helping me think them up for...and I really should use the term "best friend" loosely because I have 4 of them.  They don't like it when they are listed in order.  Each one of them would list themselves as "first place best friend".  They're all so selfish with me....LOL. 

Nope, this isn't us but for a second, you thought it was *giggle giggle*

There is such a thing as what I like to call a "longevity friend".  Allow me to explain....

Definition: Longevity Friend:  The person in your life that you have been friends with for the longest period of time.

Kind of like this freakishly long cat...yeah, kinda like that.

Jade Mask is my longevity friend.  I have been friends with her for about 13 years...and when you're not that old...that is a long time.  That is ALMOST half of my life.  I really wouldn't know what to do without her....We have lived about a mile apart from each other for many of those years...I can't get rid of her skanky ass!  I am supposed to be keeping this blog a secret so I can only reveal her identity this one time.....

Jade Mask, you rock my world. xxoo

Anywho-who....I met Jade in hell  at work.  Which to me, doesn't make much sense...how many people are there that you work with and then remain friends with long term?  I have had so many out of sight, out of mind work friends, it's not even funny...but I'll save that rant for another day.  We met at work and we were absolutely inseparable.  Our opposite personalities just clicked and we couldn't shut up! 

Kitti gets credit for this one too! 

 LONG and I mean LONG story short....(please refer to freaky cat above)  She's never left my side (besides the occasional bitch fest fighting cool down period) and that one time that Supa Darling and I got sucked into a  churchy cult.  (No sacrificing of animals went down or did it? but it was a psycho situation none-the-less)

Not quite this organized but you get the picture



**I cannot stay on task today!!  We will not talk about the churcy cult today...something else to save for your personal enjoyment LATER** Back to Jade Mask:

She so loves this man!

Her favorite color is green.  She named her youngest son after her favorite Real World cast member....

Yes, yes she did....and we're happy we get to think of him every time we say her son's beautiful name :D

I'm really proud to call her my bff and I know she'll be around forever....and I love her so much!!!  I am an only child so having a friend that I am THAT I consider my sister...is wonderful...I feel very fortunate....

Okie Dokie, enough of the mushy stuff...or I'm gonna hurl!

I LOVE YOU JADE MASK!!