Once A Blue Moon, It Happens

In this case "It" happens to be blogging at home. It's more eco-friendly to get paid while blogging at work and I'm alone with my own thoughts so I can focus properly. Since work has been busy lately, I decided I should try laying on the love seat and blogging while watching America's Got Talent with Supa. I think it's working. So far, so good. 

I like that Howard Stern is a judge this year.  He's pretty funny and honest. 

I've been going on hour long walks/runs daily for a while now. Sometimes the treadmill can be boring and the weather has been beautiful. Usually I walk with Jade. (I love that she lives around the corner!) Unfortunately, my BFF has a sinus infection and hasn't been able to walk. Lucky for me, the kids last day of school was this past Monday so they wanted to walk with me. <3

Today we saw a few interesting things:

Exhibit A: 

A tree in someones front yard that had an actual face.  WTF?!  We walked all on those poor people's grass to get this photo!  Neon looked a tad bit freaked out by it.  We all joked about what the tree was about to say because if it has a mouth it can talk right?!

Jade and I have seen animals on the road on our walks. So far we've seen a raccoon (dead), a turtle (dead, too), a possum (also dead), a bird (Lolly saw this dead body, too), many yappy dogs (very much alive), cats (alive but bored) and more. The kids and I saw something new to add to the list:

Exhibit B: 

I'm pretty sure that this is a dead rat.  It was too big to be a mouse and didn't look like a squirrel to me.  (Lack of tail) 

Some people may thing that this is gross but I am fascinated (and always have been) by dead things.  I keep hoping that we might find a dead body while we're on our walks so that I can poke it with a stick.  :)  I probably should have been a coroner or a mortician or something in that field. 

Exhibit C:

I wish to God I had a picture of Exhibit C!!

We walk past 3 way attractive youngish (18-20?) men. One was carrying an acoustic guitar, one was carrying camping gear and one was empty handed. I immediately noticed that they were openly (possibly overly friendly) staring at us and that two of these dudes were holding up two fingers in the peace sign.

We all shot them the peace sign and kept walking. Dazzle noticed that one if them had his shirt unbuttoned, lol. Neon immediately tagged the 3 of them "hippies". Little Neon, I concur! The rest of the way home that's what we called them. They were out of place on our street like the sky opened up and dropped them there. All I could hear playing in my mind was "It's raining men!! Hallelujah!!". :D

I like how for the past few years, people (definitely myself included) have been obsessed with vampires. I will love you forever, Edward Cullen!! Now it seems that we've all moved onto zombies. My son has been loving zombies for a long time (see this birthday party post if you need proof) and now I think the rest of the world is catching up.

Two of my co-workers and myself have a running joke going currently about the zombie apocalypse coming soon and how we are going to be a three person team that kicks ass and takes names. Lol!  I love pretending (until I end up with super scary zombie nightmares). 
I checked out what type of zombie merchandise the internet had to offer and I found some interesting things:

Here's our uniform for the Apocalypse!!  Please, let me kill you before you use me as a buffet!



Uncle Darling sent this one.  How did he know I was about to write a zombie post? 

That's right!  Tell all your zombie friends that I am NOT the one to be fucked with!

I want these for the yard!!!  Zombie gnomes kick ass!!!

 I'm sure the neighbors are already afraid of us.  A little more freakiness won't matter!

I like these too!  Nice set up!  I wonder if I should just buy some normal gnomes and then fuck them up?

  A flesh bracelet!!!  EWWWW!  What a great idea!!  Neon would go CRAZY over this one!

I hate shoes!  BUT these are super cool!!  Not that I could walk in them if I had them!  LOL

I Googled "zombie merchandise" for this blog post and THIS comes up:

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ZOMBIES?!

Oh, well.  The baby and the dog is cute.  So, we won't complain much. Google, get your shit together!  I want zombie stuff NOT cute babies and dogs!

Zombie valentines!!!  This is the background on my iPad right now  ;)



Zombie shoes for men!! 



Love, love, love it!!  I sooooo want one!



This freaked me out a little.  If we start seeing zombie birds, we are in for some major issues!!

I like how his two little tail feathers look completely normal and untouched.  :)

Oh, how I wish I had this ball this past weekend when we went bowling!!!!  SOOOO COOL!!!



HOLY FREAKY SHIT!  I never thought about them eating themselves!!  <Shudder> 

Talking about baby zombies...Has anyone seen the video of the "cake baby"?  The first time I saw this was on a show I love on MTV called, Ridiculousness.  I can't stop watching it!!  It's just so freaky!!!

That cake baby is crazy!!  I should learn to make one just to fuck with people.  It would be really funny to bring that to work.  I'm sure some idiots would even refuse to eat it.  LOLOLOL!!

Laters,

Apple