More random bullshit.....

I had more randomness to discuss last week but I ran out of time.  I'm dedicated to finishing the haphazardness so we can move on to this past weekend hopefully tomorrow!  Here goes:

Last weekend, Jade and I went out on Saturday night.  We thought we had plans but they fell through and since she already had permission from her Daddy her spouse to go out with me that night, we should still do something just to get away for a while.  Supa stayed home with the kids and Cat Mama (who was spending the night).  They were having a Hunger Games movie night since we just bought them the DVD that day.  BTW, they very much enjoyed themselves.

Jade and I went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner and then to Ross for a little shopping.  I was looking for work khaki's and of course they didn't have any.  But we did come across these:

These cannot be called shoes.  Imagine stabbing one of these suckers through a bad guys eye socket.  Now, that's what I call a weapon.  Who the fuck wears these?!  Gross!!

We found some fingernail design kits for Cat and Dazzle that looked pretty cool.  I put mine up for Christmas...Yes, I'm already gathering Christmas gifts.  It's around the corner, people!

I found Supa a cute pair of boxer briefs and since he still doesn't read my blog, here they are!


Heehee!  They are SO cute on him too!!  I like the pocket in the front that is supposed to give good ball support.  LMAO!

While we're looking at underwear, check out the ones that Uncle Darling found:

Yeah, so um, those are fucking awesome!  I think Supa needs a pair of these AND should wear them to work!  Just squeeze your crotch to make it sing!  Hells, yeah!!  LMAO!  I have never seen underwear that sings so this is making me really happy.

I thought that I should post some new pictures of the dogs since I haven't in a while.  I couldn't locate Odie at the time I was trying to take these photos.  He was probably in one of the kids beds buried under the blankets or somewhere else hiding.  He HATES the camera!  Anyhow, I TRIED to take a few pics of Copper who refused to stand still.  This is what I got:

You can still see how cute his face is.  LOL.  He LOVES his toy!! 



He decided that shaking his head violently would keep me from taking his photo.  NOT!  LOL

I'll try again soon for better pictures.  I have since found my other little dog.  LOL. 

Red contributed a couple of funnies that she said reminded her of me.  She always finds the best ones!

Yep, you got that right!!  I have babies to live for but if it's just in the leg, I can handle that!  :)



I ALWAYS talk to my friends about my poop.  I mean, it's a huge part of my life.  When you have intestinal problems, you tend to talk to your girlfriends about it.  Shit, everyone poops!  LOL!   

So far, Red has handled my poop stories just fine :)

The kids and I ran to Bilo the other night to get my coupon stuff accomplished.  When we got out of the truck this was right beside us:



This picture does it no justice.

The sun was blaring and I couldn't really see what the fuck I was doing but if you look closely, you will see the gigantic spider about half way in the middle of the bushes.  OMG, it was HUGE!  The web (which you can't see at all) was really big too.  Scared the shit out of me!!! 

I'm so glad that we saw it instead of walked into it.  I almost told the manager in the store that someone needed to go outside and exterminate! 

Saturday I took Neon to the eye doctor to have his eyes checked.  He has never had any problems with his vision and this was his first appointment ever.  He did really well and his took that puff of air in his eye like a champ!  (I told him that was the worst part)  He had his eye exam and got his eyes dilated (for Neon, this was the worst part).  Come to find out, he did need glasses.  He only needed them for reading, homework, TV watching, video game playing and school.  Any other time, like playing outside and sleeping, he wouldn't need them.  WTF?!  That's ALL the time pretty much!  His vision isn't bad but slightly incorrect.  He does have astigmatism just like his Mama and his sister.  He wasn't excited about getting glasses but he did have fun picking out his frames. 

These sort of look like the ones he picked out. 

Now I just need to make an eye appointment for myself (so that I can get a new contact prescription) and Supa also needs an eye exam.  He has "perfect" vision and has NEVER been to the eye doctor in all his 36 years.  WHAT?!   I told him that he still needs to get his eyes checked even if he does have so called perfect vision because they can detect other things like glaucoma, MS and diabetes!  He said he would go so I am making us appointments soon.  I don't want to have to get him glasses but I kind of secretly hope that he at least needs reading glasses to show him that most people don't have "perfect" vision.  LMAO, I know, I'm stupid!

Until Tomorrow,

Apple