Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Nothing in My Life is Ever Easy

Supa Daddy went to Carmax yesterday to sell his car (if sell is the word that you would use for the pennies they are giving us for it) and lo' and behold there is a problem.  I should have foreseen a fucking issue brewing on the Darling horizon.  That's normal.
I wish this was my only damn problem.  WTF  If I should be so lucky.
Apparently, the DMV put the wrong mileage on the title.  HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?! 

Hi, my name is COMPLETE DUMBASS and I am a DMV employee.
 I promise to FUCK your TITLE UP and charge you $25.00 for it!
So, since the title had more miles on it than the car did, guess what that meant...We had to put miles on the car so that it would match what the title says.  Sheesh.  I just wanted to go home and relax after work.  Did that happen?  HELLS NO!  The appraisal from Carmax was only going to be good for a few more days so we had to HURRY UP!  This was yesterday, on a Tuesday.  What happens on Tuesday's?  I put my foot directly up Carmax's ass! Ace Serene comes over to RELAX and watch Weeds.  Yes, we've moved from Sex And The City to True Blood to Weeds currently and we like it so far.  Kitti Marmalade loaned us all the DVDs because she loves it.  I'm getting SO off track here....

ANYHOWEVER, I asked Ace if she wanted to ride with me because hell, I probably would have said hell no, I'll just stay my ass home!  The faithful friend that she is, she said she didn't care what we did as long as we were spending time together :)  aww!  Love you Ace!  We hopped in Supa's car and rode all the way to Camden and back (about 45 mins one way).  I thought it was going to suck balls but we had a blast.  We talked, chain smoked, texted (well she did) and sang songs from my iPod at the top of our lungs!!  I called Kitti on our way out to see if she wanted us to pick her up on the way and join in on the shenanigans but she didn't answer!  Of course she texted me and asked if I was okay since we NEVER talk on the phone and she probably thought that aliens had abducted me or I ran off with the sexy stripper Steve from America's Got Talent. 

Hey Sweetie :) If and when Supa Darling reads this, he won't be happy about that last comment.
While riding that ridiculously long way virtually for fucking nothing, we had some amazing songs to choose from.  Who doesn't love a little Queen every now and then.  Also, our latest obsession, Florence + The Machine was really keeping the car rockin'.  :)  I'm glad that we went.  We accomplished what we set out to do and the car should be Carmax, don't make me cut someone up there  sold today. 

Thank you Ace for standing beside me, even when I want to go on a crazy adventure that only makes a tad bit of sense.  Love you!

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