Why me?!?!

OK, well, obviously every single blog can't be all roses, happiness and laughter.  Some days are shitty and anyone that tells me that they don't have a bad day from time to time is full of themselves.  I don't buy it.  Anyfuckingway, I'm having a really crappy day so far.  I'm not going to even go into WHY it's been crappy, because if I said all my reasons out loud they would sound super duper FUCKING dumb.  I have nothing real to complain about and I should be so lucky to have the life that I have.  NOTE TO SELF:  Stop complaining and be happy about what you do have!  OK, now that I've gotten that out of my system, let's get down to business!



I'm not really happy with this picture but you get my point. 

 I'm having to try really hard to be creative today.  I guess that has to do with my majorly pissy mood.  Don't expect anything super awesome...but...

I did tell my coven friends about this blog finally.  I know one month of bloggy adventures isn't really a long time to keep it a secret but I had a hard time not talking about it for 5 minutes around them.  I mean, they really suck the info out of you.  Just kidding.  It's just normal for us to talk and talk and talk about EVERYfuckingTHING so trust, it was difficult.  Now that I'm out of the closet not in that way but keep wishing! I have to worry about constant scrutiny and judgement because those crazy bitches are tough!  HA!  Joking again.  Kitti and Ace seemed to love it.  Kitti was all serious on me for most of the time but I think she was just trying to soak it all in.  Ace laughed out loud quite a bit so that made me feel magical!  Lolly started reading on my deck but said I talked way too much and she'd have to finish it later, LOL.  I was bored sitting there, holding my breath, waiting for her to finish reading anyhow. 

I starting doing this and then realized what an asshole I looked like actually twirling my thumbs...who does that shit in real life anyway?

Supa Darling said he was going to read it.  Then he saw Ace swooning over some of my man pictures in earlier posts and now he won't fucking touch it!  GREAT!  I told him that was hurtful to my ego and my feelings were damaged.  He still hasn't read it yet.  What a shocker!  I ain't mad at ya Supa.  I love you to death but you piss me the hell off sometimes!

Jade is on vacay to NY to visit her family.  She left last Friday and she's coming back tomorrow and I can't freaking wait!!!  She lives the closest to me and when I want to run by her house and see her face well, I want to run by her house and see her face!  It sucks when she's gone but I know she is having a blast visiting her family...SO, I haven't told her about bloggy world yet.  I'm pretty excited to see what she has to say. 


This is how I feel while I'm at work cause the phone is always ringing!!

On a totally different subject, I talk to Lolly (and she ain't the only one let me tell you) everyday over email while we're getting paid to do nothing working and today she tells me that she's having some issues with her beaver.  Yes, I said beaver.  Also known as VAGINA.  Why is everyone always so squeemish about saying that word?  ANYHOW, she's having pain.  Like real pain and she's sitting at work!?  I told her that she needs to take her flesh cavern to the doctor pronto!  What if something is seriously wrong with it?  Everyone needs a healthy love glove!  To be continued......PS, I'm sure she's gonna be really happy that I'm talking about her vertical bacon sandwich!!

Now that I've rambled on much more than I intended to today, I'll say peace out for now.  I might blog again this afternoon to keep the boredom away but for now, I need to watch America's Got Talent at my desk  do some WORK.