This is a Non-Title Kind of Day

I don't have a title for today's post.  I have a few random things to say and I'm about to fall asleep at my desk so this is kind of a hoax posting.  Meaning, I have nothing else to do and I'm even bored of watching TV at my desk.  So, we'll see what kind of crap comes out of my fingers and ends up on the screen. 

Such a smallish little word to be chapping the hell out of my ass!!

Randomness #1:  EBay:
My work friend, we'll call her, Red Lady, offered to list some items on eBay for me since she is an EBay QUEEN.  I wouldn't dare turn that offer down.  I need the money in the worst way!  So, she put three shirts on EBay for me and sold one (so far)!!  That was a little bit exciting.  Then she informed me that last week she sold $100.00 of her own stuff on EBay!  I want to do that too!!!  Or so I thought....

So, I get on EBay, all ready to work my little fingers off to make some extra money (while sitting on my ass at work cause it's fun to get paid while you're getting paid right?!).  I can't figure the shit out!  I tell you, I'm no dummy.  My common sense is pretty awesome and I Kan Reed can read!  In fact, I'd have to say my reading skills are pretty fucking wonderful too!  I can keep mini humans alive and I can pat my belly while I rub my head but EBay, forget it!  I just give up.  WHY does it seem so daunting and complicated?!  With all the technology of today, why is this task that seems so simple, so hard?  I ask my Red Lady to help me and she's too busy.  She didn't say that but I would be busy too if I was at my desk selling $100.00+ stuff on EBay at work.  Well, you know what I have to say to that?  FUCK YOU EBAY!  I never liked you anyway and I still don't like you now. 

Randomness #2:  Avoiding People When You Arrive At Work:

I understand the whole "I'm not a morning person" thing.  I get that.  Really I do. 
This is usually how I feel in the mornings:



Nope, not me...but it's exactly how I feel in the mornings

Here's the funny thing.  When I pull into the parking lot at work (music blaring..yeah, I know, probably one reason I get avoided) if someone is in their car getting ready to walk into the building because they got there just before I did,  they RUN to the door.  Really?  Do I stink?  Usually loaded down with bags and crap to entertain myself with while at work, I'm slow getting to the door anyhow.  Eye contact and a good morning from these people?  Never!  It's just really strange to me that they try that hard to avoid.  I'm going to see you inside the building!  What is the difference?  I'm afraid that I'm being avoided because I'm the weirdo....but maybe, it really is their problem?  I THINK SO!  Bastards!

Randomness #3:  Work Bullshit:

OK, so I work in a call center at a credit union.  Sounds simple right?  WRONG. 

Here is what happens all the time at work:

Member: Hello, my name is Jack Me Off and I'm with So and So company.

Me:  Silence

Member:  Silence

**WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY AT THIS POINT?** 

So, I usually say "OK, and how may I help you?"  What is up with that very awkward silence?  I don't care who you are and even thought I'm getting paid to care, I really don't give a fuck about what you want either but can you please tell me what you want so I can get you off of my phone?  Thanks!  Why do they pause and wait for you to say WHAT?  I don't understand.  This isn't a one time occurrence either....this happens a lot.  I'm really convinced right now that they think if they tell me their name, then I'll know what they want.  REALLY?  You're nobody!  I mean, you are somebody but in the big scheme of my day, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?  Nobody.  Please don't think that I'm going to know what you want based on your name...because I won't AND I will blog about it later and tell the entire bloggy world what a LOSER you are!  :)

I'm pretty sure since you sound dumb, you look dumb too.  I'm just sayin'!

I'm also pretty sure that when you ask your "man" to pick up the other phone and help curse me out, he looks a little like this. 

Alrighty, I think I'm done ranting for today.  I hope someone can understand how I'm feeling....seeing as how I'm so damn random today.  Until next time....