Har-dee, Har-Har!

My real life hasn't been too humorous lately so I decided it was time to drum up some funnies.  You have to just take it all in stride and laugh right?  Here's what I put together to make myself feel better.  If you're having a crappy day, hopefully this will make your day a little brighter too.  :)

Haha!  So me!!  Even though the radio isn't harming a thing, if I'm lost, I at least need to hear clearly. 

But on the other hand, I am probably saying that you're a slut.  :)

Aunt Darling lives by this next one....I'm trying hard to be more like her:

I'm usually all about some revenge but I'm trying really hard to not let people control how I feel.  (Can you tell I've been talking to a therapist?)

Red contributed this one, because she knows me all too well:


And this is my life motto!  :)  heehee!!!  I know I am! 



Another person who knows me too well.  Uncle Darling knows this is the ONLY cheer my bitch ass is cheering. 

 Red really found some good stuff this week:

YOU REALLY SUCK.  Don't try to hide it, just grab a straw and do what you do best!



Me!  **If you don't understand the lyrical reference, we need to talk**

Since I am such a movie lover, I have really big movie posters in our living room, on the walls for decor.  I have Gremlins, The Princess Bride...and others...I also have one of E.T.  The other night, all four of us were sitting around the dinner table and Neon said, "Hey, Mama, I know what E.T stands for."  Oooookay, what?  "Extra Testicle, right?"  He was serious as a damn heart attack!  Dazzle looked confused while Supa and I cracked up laughing!!!!  No, silly Neon! "E.T. stands for Extra Terrestrial!!"  Then we had to explain what a terrestrial was.  I let Supa take that one. 

See, this is the bottom of the actual poster that is in our living room.

I asked him if he SAW where it said Extra Terrestrial and he said, "Yeah, I saw that!  I thought that word WAS testicle!"  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dazzle complains sometimes that we forbid her from having a "boyfriend" because what kind of boyfriend can a 12 year old have?.  So, when I found this gem the other day, I made sure she saw it:

 Her true love is out there and she will find him.......

Many, many, many years from now.  :)

I hope everyone had a good chuckle. 

Love,

Apple