My Weekend Kicked Ass!!! (Part 2)

**If you haven't seen Magic Mike yet and you want to be surprised, proceed with caution, spoiler's ahead**

I got up from my nap, got ready and left with Lolly and Jade for girl's night out!  I was super excited and it turned out to be everything I hoped it would be.  (I was sad that Red Lady didn't get to join us.  She was invited but she couldn't make it this time.  I'm trying to get her acquainted with Lolly so we can all hang out together.  ((New coven much?))  She's already gotten pretty used to my silly Jade.  LOL)

First, we went to dinner.  Since I'm so smart, I remembered to call before we left the house for "call-ahead seating" so once we arrived we only had to wait about 10 mins for a table.  Sahweet!

We LOVE Texas Roadhouse!!!

Lolly suggested Roadhouse and we gladly accepted.  We go there as often as possible.  Their food is amazing!! 

Sorry about the shitty photo!  It was dark in there and my phone doesn't have a flash!

The girls got steaks but since we were grilling steaks the next night, I got BBQ chicken breast and pulled pork.  YUM!  It was wonderful! 

We had a great meal, as usual, laughing, talking and messing with the waiter (not cute but very nice).  After we were stuffed (and after we stole as many roasted peanuts as we could fit in our purses) we headed to the movie theater. 

Damn straight!!!!  Let the vagina explosions begin! 

Let me just start out by saying that I have never been to a strip club (one with naked women, men or both).  I'm not sure why.  The opportunity just hadn't presented itself and now I'm married.  Since I don't want Supa to go to strip clubs (he has no interest and would never) I don't plan on going to one myself.  BUT, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Channing Tatum (and of course Matthew McConaughey, too) so when I heard there was going to be a movie about Channing's stripper days, I was totally IN!  Jade, Lolly and I have been planning to go see this movie since they started filming it.  I was so ready......I almost couldn't contain myself.  

Locked, loaded, buckets in hand and ready to go!

We sat together and watched the best.movie.ever.  I couldn't tell you a damn thing about the story line...and I doubt Jade or Lolly could either but I can tell you that we had the greatest time hooting, hollering, dancing and clapping together.  :)  I know I was the loudest and Jade probably the proudest.  I'm sure Lolly would have been the most embarrassed, had she gave a fuck but she doesn't.  LOL!!!! 

I was prepared for this since I saw the photo shoot but I got oh, so much more than this!!!

I'm proud to say that I've seen every inch of these four boys completely naked except for their special packages.  WHY did it have to be rated R?!  What happened to NC-17?!  LOL, I'm just kidding mostly. 


One of my favorite scenes.  Matt giving Bomer some tips on how to shake it properly.



One more reason to love True Blood :)



Best looking 42 year old I've ever seen!  Do it, Matthew!!!!



It felt like it was "The Channing Tatum Show" and I loved that!!!  :)

Basically, our buckets ran over a more times than I could count and I realized about half way through that we probably needed a bathtub to contain ourselves, literally.  I can't wait to buy Magic Mike on DVD so I can watch it on repeat all day long, at home, at my desk, in bed, while driving, ALL THE TIME ;)

This is sort of correct.  First of all, you can keep Beaver, oops, I mean Bieber because he's a baby and NOT attractive at all.  Secondly, Pattinson and Lautner always belonged to us.  Third, my 12 year old daughter is in no way going to stand in between me and my Channing.  Nice try but get it right! 

When we were finished sweating and giggling like a bunch of teenagers watching the movie, we went to the porn shop.  I mean, what else do you do after watching shit like that?  It was midnight and we were wide awake! 

Lolly modeling some shoes for us.

Since Camo Man is Lolly's boyfriend, we thought it would be really funny for her to get some camo colored stripper shoes.  LOL, she didn't buy them but she did have fun walking around in them for us.  Haha!!! 


I saw plenty of crazy stripper shoes while I was looking around.  These cracked me up for some reason.  Who wears shit like this?  OH, duh, strippers do!!  Haha!!!



There were even stripper boots hanging from the ceiling.  LOLOL!!!!

(Since Uncle Darling (and sometimes Aunt Darling) read my blog, I had to stick with safe photos of things like stripper shoes because I'm not sure if they could handle pictures of the other things/toys we were looking at.) It's all in good fun!  It's not like we bought any of those things....or did we?!  Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!

It was around 2 AM when we got home and I was WIDE OPEN!  I kept Supa up until about 4 AM.  He was totally happy we went to see Magic Mike once he realized he got to reap the benefits from it.  ;)

Sunday morning when I got up (around 9 AM), I text Jade and told her that I thought I had a dick hangover.  She replied, "Is that called a dickover?".  Bahahahahahaha!!  Jade officially made up a new word!  Yes, I did have a dickover.  I couldn't focus on anything except penis!!  Oh, wow.  We had a pretty relaxing day overall.  We ran a few errands and got food ready to grill out.  We decided to have our 4th of July celebration that day since Supa had to work on the real 4th.

We had steaks from Pub-Dizzle, BBQ basted smoked sausage, loaded mashed potatoes, (homemade by me!) corn on the cob, and french bread.  YEHAW!  It was yummy as hell!  Supa did a great job cooking the steaks on the grill!!

Before

I forgot to take the after photo because I was so excited to eat them!!  ;) 

We mostly ate and relaxed all day.  It was a wonderful weekend and I was so happy to have shared it with my best friends and awesome little family.

Until Tomorrow,

Apple