Not Even Quite Sure Where To Begin.....

The last few days have been so crazy that I don't even know where to begin....It's just been a mess! 

I forgot to mention the fact that I almost got arrested on Sunday.  Yep, sure did.


FUCK the police!! 

I should probably be saying FUCK the district manager instead of the police because the police never actually got called but anyhow....

I was at the coupon dumpster with Supa (kids tucked safely away at the house), I was looking through trash for coupons and he was digging in the dumpster when a white, mini van pulled right up to my face.  He rolled down his window and said, "You know you aren't supposed to be in that dumpster right?"  and I said, "Well, I talked to someone who works here and they told us we could take all the TRASH out of this TRASH CAN that we wanted to as long as we aren't putting trash in the dumpster."  He said, "Well, I don't care who you talked to I'M THE DISTRICT MANAGER and I say you're not supposed to be doing that."  "Okay, well, we don't mean any harm, we are just looking for coupons!"  He gave me a dirty look, backed up, parked in front of the building and went inside.  I'm sure he was going to call the cops so we left and went back home.  I managed to get 2 papers.  WTF?!  I need like 40!  Supa didn't say a word the entire time we were standing there....He's so damn aggressive NOT.  Let everyone be aware, no dickhead district manager is going to keep me away from my free grocery money!  I will be at that dumpster every Sunday like clock work and if he fucks with me, I will cover my license plate with cardboard before I go up there!  I will go in the dark with a flash light.  I will hide in the bushes and mother fucking stalk the dumpster if I have to.  Don't fuck with me and my coupons, sir!  The next time we come in contact with each other, you will not be leaving as happy as you did this time.   Trust!

This is the gold of which I covet, dickhead!  Get in my way of taking your "trash" and my coven and I will put a curse on your ass!!!

Monday, nothing too exciting happened except for the fact that I was so busy at work I didn't have time to really do anything, even pee. 

Tuesday, I took the day off so that I could _________ (fill in the blank).  I actually took the day off for no reason at all.  :)  Sometimes you need a "just because" day.  I ended up making 2 appointments for myself that day since I had no other pressing plans. 

APT #1:  I went to see the marriage counselor since Supa had to work Mon-Fri and he couldn't come with me.  She said she would like to see us both separately, in addition to our other weekly appointments together.  This worked out perfectly this week due to Supa's schedule.

We had a good talk, starting out with how the past week with Supa went and moving onto my personal issues.....How I have an OCD tendency to clean like a crazy mother fucker.  Sometimes, I clean things over and over because there must still be germs, dust and dog hair there somewhere, right?  She is going to help me try to get a handle on that, LOL, good luck to her!  :)  

Just not over and over again.  My face usually looks about THIS cracked out too!

APT #2:  I had to go to the dentist.  One of my teeth broke a few months ago and up to this point, it hasn't bothered me but now it's hurting at least a little bit every single day.  DAMNIT!  I hate the dentist!  I had a traumatic experience with oral mouth surgery years ago and I'm afraid of anyone digging around in my mouth that's a great story for me to tell another time.  I took a Xanax and headed to my appointment.  

I don't have a script for these little magic pills but Jade does!  She gave me one so that I could go to my apt without crying or flipping out.  It was what allowed me to not give a damn that I was at the dentist.  :)  Thanks, Jade!

My broken tooth is infected (Amoxcillin) and it hurts (Vicoprofen, baby!).  (Duh, tell me something I don't know)  I need a root canal and a cap or filling.  WONDERFUL!  My other option was to have the tooth pulled but they don't recommend that since it will make chewing really difficult AND since the damn thing is right next to my sinus cavity, I would have to get it cut out by a surgeon.  WTF?!?!?!?! 

So, after much discussion with Supa and Red Lady that same night, we all decided I needed to save my tooth and get it fixed.  $600 later, omg.  Really, for one tooth?!  Anyhow, so I have an appointment for Wednesday, July 18th and I'm scared as fuck.  The only thing that is saving me from totally not going is the fact that I'm paying for gas, lots of gas. They promised me I won't even know what planet I'm on, much less that I'm getting a root canal.  :)  I'll smile to that!  I'll keep everyone posted......

My tooth with a big F on it for "Fuck"


I walked with Red and Jade Tuesday night for exercise and Red and I watched our show.  It was a weird day with a fun ending.  I LOVE hanging out with my girls! 

Wednesday, I ran a bunch of errands with Dazzle and Neon.  I took them out to eat for lunch and I found a whole bag of new clothes at Goodwill for $24.  That made me really happy! 

Wednesday night, Jade and I decided to go walk together for our exercise.  Awesome, right?  I leave my house and she leaves her house.  We walk in the direction of the other so we can meet in the middle and go do what we need to do.  I start out running....Run, run, run....I'm doing so well!  I check my phone.  It's 7:11 PM.  I keep running.  I get to where I'm feeling like immediate death is near and I can see Jade at this point so I slow to a walk and reach in my pocket for my phone to see what time it is and guess what.....??  My phone is MIA.  No big deal.  It must have bounced out of my pocket and it's lying in the ditch somewhere.  Jade and I went to look for it and it took us a little bit to find it.  It wasn't in the ditch.  It was in the road.  That was OK too.....as long as it wasn't crushed.  It was face down, the back was a few feet away and the battery was a few more feet away in the other direction.  Cool.  I picked it up and started rejoicing that it was okay when Jade (always my voice of reason) said, "Apple, turn it over."  That's when we saw this:

:(  Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.  I'm using that word in this post often today.  FUCK! 

Someone ran over my phone!!!  I told Jade I had to go home.  <Sniff, sniff> I didn't know what I was supposed to do with no phone but I felt like my arm was broken for sure.  I was totally lost.  I had to borrow Neon's phone and my new phone just came in the mail today.  I'm DYING to get home to it and I'm also going to get one of those arm bands that runners put their phones in because that shit won't happen to me twice!  Thank God for phone insurance!!  :)

That's all the excitement I can handle for one day.  I hope everyone has an amazing weekend and I will (hopefully) be bloggy on Monday...

Apple