I'm Back!

I was so busy with work yesterday, I had no time to be bloggy or watch TV.  I kinda like it when that happens because the day flies by really fast but on the other hand, I don't get to accomplish fun stuff either.  I'm back today, it doesn't seem as busy and I have a confession to make:

I feel like I have been pissy lately.

I guess it's mainly because there have been so many things going on, "D" and all his news I'm sure everyone can understand how that would piss a girl off, Neon and his medical stuff, tax season, work....and I could go on and on. 

SO, since I have been a real Debbie Downer lately, I'm totally dedicating this one to fun, fun, fun!!!

Before we get started with the fun part, I want to post a picture for you to see.  Look, I've seen plenty of these photo bomb type photos.  I usually love them but this one in particular scared the absolute shit out of me.  (Maybe it was because I saw it while standing alone in the dark on my iPod and it was really hard to see...either way, I almost peed myself)  Have fun.....



I can't even look at it.  Fuck me.



Well, you're pretty cute right now, so if you hold onto that, you may be able to suck on boobies for free but there is no telling.  Try not to get *fugly!

 Okay, okay, so here is something in between the funnies that I just thought of, totally off subject.....

When Neon was at the hospital, they gave him a special hat to wear in surgery.  Apparently, there is a really nice lady that makes handmade hats and gives them to the hospital for the kids to have.  They had all different kinds to pick from and Neon got to pick out the one he liked best.  Then the nurse came back and said she thought she had something that Neon's friend Puppy might like too:


Wow, Neon got a Superman hat and Puppy (yes, his name is actually PUPPY) got a Jeff Gordon one. :)  How cool is that?

We tried to take Puppy's hat and put it on Odie once we got home but it wouldn't stay on due to the huge Chihuahua ears that he has.  LOL
Okay, back to funnies now:

Holy shit!  Nothing has been more true.



Don't hold your breath.  That will be never.  :)



 I'm pretty sure I do this on a daily basis.  Then people get mad when you use the word "retard".  Stop acting like one and I'll find a new word to use to describe your stupid ass. 



Love it!!!!



See, this is why I will move damn furniture to kill a fucker.  They remember that shit and they crawl on your face while you're asleep.  Die bitches!!!

 My boss sent me this video the other day.  Let me tell you, I have heard a baby laughing before and it's really cute but for some reason, this kid cracked me the fuck up!  It was titled, "Something new to do with your junkmail"  Enjoy!

Thank you to everyone who contributed to making us laugh today.  Uncle Darling, myself, Super Bass and my boss. 

Until tomorrow,

Apple

*fugly - fucking ugly (for those of you who don't understand my potty mouth)