Wacky Wednesday!

Just for fun, I thought I would be a little wacky today.  I'm usually slightly very wacky so this shouldn't be a big change ;)

I'm rolling right out with the funnies.....

Thank you J. Strawberry!  This is so me!!  9 times out of 10, if I'm home and texting you, I'm also taking a dump.  :) 
Multi-tasking at it's finest, baby!



Red Lady, I'm not so sure how the hell you did this but it's fucking awesome.

How the hell do you get 3 amazing fortunes from 3 different cookies all at the same time?  I'm going to keep Red on my good side since all this fabulous shit is about to happen to her ;)


This one is from Super Bass.  Thanks honey!  This one really knocked me on my ass!  Don't judge a book by it's cover!

The above really, really make me think.  I have tattoos and I'm not a delinquent either!  More power to the tatted people!


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Uncle Darling, this guy is definitely in trouble when he drops the soap.



Super Bass, I know you have some of this spray at your desk!  I might have to come borrow some!  :)



Let me explain this picture in more detail....

I was watching the season premier of Celebrity Apprentice yesterday.  The men's team was trying to decide what their team name would be.  Someone suggested they call themselves "The Honey Badgers" and I didn't even know what a honey badger was.  Of course, I had to Google that right away.  

A honey badger is the ugly ass animal in the picture above.  It is the only known animal that kills other animals just for sport.  Their skin is very thick and can only be penetrated with a high powered rifle.  They have long, crazy necks and can almost completely reach around itself to bite the shit out of you.  These animals have poison in their anus so does Supa but what of it?!  They find a bee hive, spray the poison out of their ass onto the bee hive, and then the bees run for their lives.  Perfect!  The honey badger gets to eat an entire hive full of honey.  

This animal has also been known to attack animals much larger than itself.  That scares me.  I hope I never see one of these in the wild.  I would have to opt for running. 

Two quick questions to ponder:

How the hell have I never heard of this animal ever existing??

How the hell is this animal going to have such a sweet name as Honey Badger and then be a psycho, flesh eating beast? 

Now that I've freaked myself out of ever leaving my house again, let's move forward...

One of my worky friends sent me this video and when I watched it, it was nothing that I expected and it made me laugh until I cried.  Obviously, I had to share:

I am so in love with this guy now!  I'm already planning on watching all his other videos today when I am done blogging finish my work.  He is just lovely!!  His personality kills me and I strive to be more like him.

That's all, folks!

Supa is taking me to lunch today and I'm starving!!!  I'm going to get ready to go and I will talk to ya'll tomorrow!!!  :)

Apple