Am I Boring Lately?

Part of me feels like I might be writing about boring stuff lately.  Like I just don't have anything AMAZING to say.  Oh wells.  I do what I can.

I have a bunch of randomness again today.  I guess with the excitement of Christmas coming up my thoughts are like a bowl of scambled eggs.  I am going to try my best to get my act together after Christams.  LOL  Until then, another entry of random stuff.  Much help from Uncle Darling and trust me, it's very appreciated!

This picture is entitled:  Coupon Haul By: Uncle Darling

How much did this cost you wonder??

This stuff was totally fucking free.  Yep!  A savings of 100%.  Damn you, Uncle Darling!  LOL, just kidding.  Congrats to you!  I love your job perks.  I would definitely take advantage!  Like I said before, I wish the credit union where I worked was giving out FREE MONEY!  LMAO!
(I fucking love cheese.  I wish to hell I could get it for free, we eat a lot of it!)

Uncle Darling shared some really crazy shoe photos with me.  I have seen some of these before but some of them are new to me.  I hope you like these as much as I do.  What a crazy designer!

The banana shoes!!



The beach bag shoes?



Chair shoes??  I wonder how comfortable these are?!



Sling shot shoes...Wow.  Whoever wears these have big, big balls.  Ouch!



I call these tongue shoes but I can't help but think of Kiss when I see them!



The double shoe?  These just look SO uncomfortable!  Then again, I hate shoes so who am I to judge?



The Olive Oil shoes??  Go Popeye!!



Oh, definitely the Madonna shoes!  Sweet!

 

The playground shoes.  Wow, so creative!!

 I would never wear any of those shoes.  As I said before, I hate shoes.  I love tennis shoes but dress shoes, forget it.  I'm not wearing them unless someone makes me.  My feet are supposed to be comfortable at all times :)

Uncle Darling and I were talking about how I have been teaching Neon and Dazzle about sex and all that fun stuff so he said maybe I should share this with Neon:


LOL, I love this!

I will share this with Neon when he is like 15:

If you fuck some skank and get her pregnant you are stuck with said skank for the rest of your life so basically, it would be really smart to just keep your dick in your pants.  RIGHT?!  I won't be accepting some pregnant skank into the Darling family too easily.

I just know the kids are really going to want to kill me when they read this about 20 years from now.  Haha!

I will never stop living this!  You can say whatever you would like to BUT I have a right to speak when it's my turn and THAT is what you should be worried about.  Right on, Uncle Darling!

I'm out!  There is work to be done!!  I'm fresh out of bullshit for today.

Till tomorrow then,

Apple