Happy Fucking Payday !!!

Today is that very day!  (Shout out to Aunt Darling for finding and sending me this awesomeness)

Today has been hell so far and it's only 1:11 PM.  Today is payday for the entire state of SC it seems.  LOL, well anyone that works for the state at least or people that get social security benefits.  Even we got paid today (YAY!) BUT we had some type of technical difficulties this morning and NOBODY'S direct deposit went into their account when it was supposed to. 

That results in:

I usually take about 100 calls in an entire work day......So far today I have already taken 145 calls!! 

WHEW!  I'm ready for this day to be over!! 

Now it's 3:30 and the phone is still going strong!  Damnit!!  I'm going to finish this entry if it kills me!!

I mean, fuck with me in traffic and the paint on your car might just end up on my key!

Just kidding!!  I don't key cars usually because I have children to set an example for thank God they aren't always watching ;) but I loved this card.  Thanks Uncle Darling!  You make me smile have super evil thoughts!!

Monday after Christmas I went to Walmart with the kids to buy all the 1/2 price decorations for next year.  (I needed more Christmas decor like I need a hole in my head but whatev.)  I really was going for the lights so that next year we can light up the whole outside of our house.  Lights are expensive and I've always wanted to go all out.  Next year.... IT IS FUCKING ON LIKE Donkey Kong!!

We don't even have a ladder, LOL.  ;(   I will be purchasing one during 2012 so that Supa can hook the house right up!  I was really envisioning all white lights since our house is white but they didn't have any!  Instead I got all blue LED icicle lights for the house, rainbow LED net lights for the bushes and rainbow LED icicle lights to put some damn where else!  :)  I am so ready!!!!! 

There will be many pictures of this monstrosity for your viewing pleasure next year.  We decorate really early too so at the beginning of November, look for these.  (My ultimate goal is for all our surrounding neighbors to loath us)  Win Win Win!  Hahahaha!!

This is pretty much what I'm thinking but I'm sure Supa won't let me go this far.  Muahahahahaha!

Damnit, I just can't seem to finish this post!!!! 

That's going to be it for today folks.  Work calls (literally).

Tomorrow hopefully then,

Apple