Hells yeah! It's finally Friday and I've made it through another week!!
Luckily for me, this is a 3 day weekend. Memorial Day, I love you!!
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| Woot Woot! Thank you, U.S.A!! |
Unbelievably, I have little plans for this 3 day weekend. Supa is off tomorrow and we have errands and things to do (I'm cutting the grass again, this time with new spark plugs and a new mower blade). This will be Neon's last swimming lesson so we get to watch him from pool side seats. :) I'm pretty excited to see him show off his new fishy skills.
Super Bass and her friend are scheduled to arrive around 7:30 that night. I'm ready for some drinks and some fun!! I feel really retarded for being THIS excited but that's OK! I own my retardedness!!
Sunday and Monday I got nothin'! (And I think I like that) Sunday, I'm contemplating inviting R.J.A.T.W to come up and hang out with us for the day. We'll see. I know I have to go the mall (or elsewhere) and buy myself some new running shoes. Mine are absolutely on their last legs. I already asked Jade if she wanted to go to Goodwill with me on Monday and rape the hell out of them for pretty much free clothes. They're having a big Memorial Day sale (that means half off of everything that's already dirt cheap) and that's my kind of event! Anything else, I'm going to just wing.
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| FUN, FUN, FUN!! Piles O' Fun!! |
Winging almost an entire 3 day weekend, which is usually unheard of at my house, should result in super, extra shenanigans since we don't know how to behave when the structure is taken away so I should have something really good to report on Tuesday.
I had a really weird and disturbing dream the night before last and I want to lay it out here so that I don't dream it again. In my dream I was holding an unlit Marlboro Light in my hand. I was just standing there looking at it and thinking about how I should not smoke it. Before I knew it, I was lighting the cigarette and smoking it. The first drag tasted horrible and as I stood there smoking it, I was trying to justify to myself why I was doing it. After I smoked the first one, I thought about how terrible it tasted, disgusting it smelled and how I never wanted to smoke another cigarette again. Then, two seconds later, I smoked another one! I said out loud to myself, "Well, that's it. I'm already hooked again. Time to go buy a whole pack." Then I woke up, feeling like I needed to scream!
Maybe I dreamt that because tomorrow is the 90th day since we stopped smoking? Maybe I dreamt that because I needed a reminder not to smoke. I have no idea but I do know that I'm never smoking again no matter how it plagues me in my dreams and I found a perfect illustration to explain why:
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| I was just telling Lolly at lunch yesterday that I wished I could have a magic wand to wave over all the smokers in the world and cure them of this evil disease. No smokers would mean a better, healthier planet to live on. |
I also came across a couple of funnies yesterday:
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| A few of these, I really, honestly, want to do!! |
Dazzle wants to become a veternarian when she grows up. Since we only have fucking only??? two dogs and no other animals, she has decided she is on a mission to convince me we need more animals. (WHAT?! We have enough to take care of!!) She started out asking for a turtle. Well, when I researched pet turtles on the internet, I found this:
Did you know that the sale of turtles less than 4 inches has been banned in the United States since 1975? This is because turtles pose a high risk of spreading disease, especially to children. The ban by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has prevented an estimated 100,000 cases of salmonellosis annually in children. This ban prohibiting the sale of small turtles likely remains the most effective public health action to prevent turtle-associated salmonellosis.
Despite the health risk, turtles have become very popular pets in recent years. Their slow movements and tough colorful shells may make them seem like the perfect family pet. However, turtles carry potentially dangerous bacteria called Salmonella.
I quickly forwarded the entire article to Dazzle so that she could understand that in no way, shape or form was I harboring an animal that could possibly infect us all with Salmonella! NO FUCKING WAY! I told her if she ever even comes across a turtle she damn well better not touch it!!
Last night, Nearly Perfect came over to hang out with Supa, Lolly and I. Having no knowledge of the turtle conversation between Dazzle and I, she promptly told us about how she saw a turtle outside of work the other day and not only touched it but also picked it up, moved it AND named it.
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| Please say hello to "Cecil". |
God, I hope Nearly washed her hands with bleach. Cecil, you're kind of cute but you're also a dirty, disease carrying fuck. Hello and goodbye!
Dazzle and I also talked about having hamsters, gerbils, fish, lizards and birds. So far, I have not committed to any more animals and I don't think I will any time in the near future. When Copper just got finished being sick with diarrhea, the last thing on my mind is to have another animal to nurse back to health, pay doctor bills for and clean up explosive turds.
Happy Memorial Day weekend to everyone! Stay safe!!
Love,
Apple
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