We've been hearing some bad rumors at work about downsizing and revamping departments. I love my job and I have been feeling like crying just hearing about the possibility of unwanted change. Red and I have been majorly stepping up our game so that we're one of the ones they want to keep around. I don't think they are going to lay anyone off but who knows. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
I am starting P90X today. I'm very excited and ready to burn some extra, unwanted fat while doing a work out that promises me I will never get bored. I hear that it is very hard and I'm ready for the challenge. I hope. We haven't smoked cigarettes in over 2 months and we have been practicing healthy eating and nutrition for about a month now. Maybe the odds are ever in our favor? (Sorry, little Hunger Games reference there.)
Supa (who only needs to probably lose 10 lbs to be considered his ideal weight for his height) wants to try it with me. Jade is coming over tonight to do the first workout. This should be interesting. I'm planning on jumping in full on and see how it goes. No amount of exercise can hurt so I think it will be great for us.
I hate (and I mean really hate) the little stick figures that people put on the back of their vehicles. The ones that look like this:
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| You think that's cute don't you? |
Well, I don't. I hate them. The reason why is because if a rapist/serial killer/robber/child molester is wandering through your neighborhood or yard at 3 AM while you're peacefully sleeping in your home, sees this on your family's Range Rover in the driveway, they are going to KNOW that there is a 3 year old and a baby inside that particular house. Easy pickings!! To make matters worse, YOU are the person that led the rapist/serial killer/robber/child molester straight to your children. If you have these on your car, you're a fucking idiot. Probably the same idiot that lets your child wear a t-shirt with his/her name on the back or writes his/her name on the OUTSIDE of the kids book bag. That just SCREAMS to the pedophiles to come get your kid! They already know their name! Please, don't choose cute over your children's safety. If you don't, you're not cool in my book.
BUT....Did you know there was a "but" coming?
I DO like these (even though the safety rule still applies and you will never see this shit on my vehicle):
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| This one was found by Red. (The reason I even got started on this rant to begin with) |
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| Zombie stick figures anyone? I like how the kids leg is in the dogs mouth! This one might actually scare the rapist/serial killer/robber/child molester away but don't count on it. |
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| Because this post wouldn't be complete without the "your Mom" decal. |
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| I also do not protest the Wall-E decal. That doesn't involve children getting murdered. |
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| If you're an old crazy cat lady with saggy boobs, no one will want to murder you anyway so have fun with your decals. |
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| I can see a super dumb ass redneck with this on their pickup truck. |
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| Because honestly, I don't. |
Happy Weekend,
Apple
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