Mugshots & Other Crazy Shit

One of my coworkers shared a joyful website with me that has some very interesting mugshots on it.  I couldn't help but share.  I guess today is going to be funnies day.


This one kind of scares the shit out of me.  Is it a woman or a man?  How about Cousin It?



This guy got arrested for drunk driving.  LOL, perfect shirt for the occasion you handsome fellow!



I love tattoos but sir, you're a dumb ass!  It's supposed to say "wrongfully convicted" but it looks like it says "wongfluffy convicted".  LOL, just sayin'.



Manville?  Where the fuck is that?!  Either way, I think I'll pass.



Another one that scared the shit out of me.  Is she screaming?  WTF?!  Someone please get this lady a comb!!



Again, I love me some damn Mohawks but this is taking it WAY to far!! 



This man got beat up for trying to mug a man that just so happened to be an MMA fighter.  
I bet he's really sorry he picked the wrong mo' fo'!  LOLOL!!! 



Another scary one.  Will someone please help him with his hair and his eye!!  What in the world?!

Well, that was fun as hell!  LOL!!!

Super Bass and her friend (such friend will stay unnamed until I find out what kind of personality she has) are coming over this weekend to play some cards with Jade and I.  We are pretty damn excited about it since that means we get to mingle with some new folks.  Out with the old don't forget trashy, bitchy, psycho and backstabbing and hopefully in with the new!  We've been trying to get together with Super since forever and I'm so glad we finally made plans!  Super and I work together (she's actually Lolly's boss now!) and we love to see each other when we can but that's not very often.  This morning I sent Super this:


I don't drink that much usually but it might be time to get a little drunk!  :) 

We plan on sitting outside (Mother Nature, your ass is grass if you make it rain on us!), playing spades, listening to amazing music, talking our asses off, getting to all know each other better and having some adult drinks.  WOOT!  My kind of Saturday night!  Unfortunately, Lolly will be out of town with Camo Man so she's going to have to sit this one out.  Poop!  I'm sure I'll be filling Lolly and everyone else in on our new friend shenanigans on Monday.

IS IT FUCKING SATURDAY YET, SUPER??!!  woooohoooooo!!!!

Jade and I have been walking/running every single day after dinner.  It's been mostly fun but very painful also.  She sent me this today and I totally agree:


CRY FAT CRY!  Get the fuck off of me, bastard!

So from now on, when we run up the hill from hell in the subdivision across the street from my house and I feel like I'm going to die or drown in my own sweat while vertical I will chant this in my head to keep moving.  Since I have been skinny and I have been fat, I now believe the other saying I have heard but was hesitant to believe:


True, true, true!! 

Here's to a fucking awesome Wednesday!

Apple Darling