Gotta Love Hump Day

I love me some Wednesday's!  Supa gets paid every Wednesday, it's the half way point in the week, TV is usually good and it's the first day of the new sales ad at the stores (coupon time!!)  It's an overall good day. 

Today, I'm going to be brief.  It's my fax day at work and between that, paying bills and couponing and hopefully painting my nails, it's going to be a good but busy day.

Supa is at his very first trauma counseling appointment right now as I type this.  I am so proud of him for getting the help that he needs and going by himself.  I think that once he rids himself of his childhood demons, everything else between us will fall into place.  I'm really excited about this and I hope this doctor knows what he's doing!  I'll keep everyone posted.

I had a dream last night that I was with Jade smoking Marlboro lights again.  I don't really understand why I keep dreaming that we're smoking.  I haven't smoked a single cigarette in over 6 months and I don't ever want to smoke again so I'm not sure why it keeps haunting me but I wish my dreams would change.  So annoying to wake up thinking about a Marlboro.  I wonder if this is my subconscious telling me that Jade is secretly still smoking.  JADE?!  Are you still smoking when I'm not looking?  Just checking :)

So we've been waiting to hear from Doctor's Care about when Supa's colonoscopy will be.  I  still haven't heard anything from there and I'm starting to lose my patience.  I had already decided I was going to call them today or tomorrow when something strange happened....

Last night, Supa was at work, kids in bed asleep.  I was on the couch watching Breaking Amish (really, really good show, might just be my favorite new show - check that shit out!) when my cell phone rang.  I figured it was Supa or Jade but nope, it was an "unknown number" so I answered.  What the hell.  It went a little something like this:

Me:  Hello?

Stranger:  Hi.  Can I speak to Supa Darling.

Me:  Who is this?

Stranger:  Is he there??

Me:  Um, excuse me!  WHO IS THIS?!

Stranger:  This is Dr. Lloyd (or Lowe - he was hard to hear) and I'm calling about doing an exam on Supa's stomach. 

Me:  (WTF?!)  Ah, well, we are waiting on a call from Doctor's Care to be referred to a specialist for a colonoscopy.  So.....I'm not really sure what you're calling about an exam for.....

Stranger:  Yeah, yeah, I'm calling on behalf of Doctor's Care.

Me:  (Totally weirded out at this point)  Okay, well, Supa is not home right now so you'll need to call back tomorrow to speak with him.  (Normally, I would have taken the info but this just wasn't quite right - also, it was not during business hours and I was on the couch in my pj's.  I didn't exactly have a pen and paper or calendar handy.)

Stranger:  What time should I call him tomorrow?  <laughter> You know because I don't want to wake him up.

Me:  (this guy is starting to sound drunk)  Ah, in the afternoon would be fine. 

Now, let's just get one thing straight.  I'm no dummy and I have had a few procedures in my time.  The specialist NEVER calls you.  The doctor NEVER calls you.  That's what the pee-ons are for.  The receptionist or nurse will call you.  But they sure as fuck don't call you at 8:42 PM.

I text Supa and told him what the "doctor" said.  He said that didn't sound right at all and he didn't want that guy sticking anything up his ass.  LMAO!! 

I'm calling Doctor's Care this morning to ask who the hell that was. 


I'm going to make sure no quack is putting a camera in Supa's butt. 

This new color is called "15 Minutes of Frame".  LOL, I like the silly nail polish color names.

I love it!  Why do my fingers look so damn crooked?!

Super Bass found another amazing item on Craigslist.  She's getting good at finding the really weird shit.  After that last one, The Love Chair, I was afraid to click on the link to see what this was.



Looks like a casket right?



Well, it kind of is a casket but it's also a grill.



What the fuckity?!  It's a GRILL???????!

We couldn't really figure out why someone would have a spare casket lying around their house.  I really hope they hosted a haunted house or something and that is why they turned a casket into a grill but who the fuck knows.....

Laters,

Apple