Funnies Make Me Feel Better

I'm still sick.  I'm a little better today but not 100%.  Hopefully one more drunken night of NyQuil will wipe this shit out of my system.  Dazzle is still sick too but she's about a day behind me so....Hopefully by this weekend we will all be better. 

For right now, I'm keeping it short and simple.  Funny shit from Uncle Darling coming your way:


Because that shit is absolutely involuntary.  LOL.



I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.

After a couple minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fock you ask me dat? Is eet coz I Chinee"?

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my fucking beer, you slanty-eyed little cocksucker!"



HAHAHAHAHAHA!  This is the kind of shit that cracks me the fuck up!  LOLOLOLOL!



Because this type of comment will get you chopped in the balls.



I wonder how many little kids think that....LOL.  What a sweet face!



AND, the best one I found this week:



Yeah, you go ahead and go looking for candy in there.  They should dub this shack, "The Temple Of Doom".  Because there is NO candy anywhere near there!

 I'm done, folks.  I know, I know.  What a slacker.  But I'm just not feeling well!!!  I'm going to pound out some really great stories from my past soon.  As soon as I feel like typing for a long period of time. 

XXOO,

Apple