It's Totally Tuesday!

Which means (thank God) that Monday is behind us.  I was dragging major ass yesterday and didn't feel bloggy at all.  Hopefully I can redeem myself today :) 


Here is me, dragging my ass yesterday.  As you can see,  I was also having a bad hair day. 

This past weekend was really fun.  I found Dazzle a desk:

Just a nice, small starter desk.  She absolutely loved it.

Supa put it together for her on Sunday and she's been sitting at it a good bit ever since.

Neon lost my sunglasses in Kmart on Saturday while we were shopping.  I don't even want to talk about it.  Yes, it's my fault for letting my 9 year old son wear my sunglasses indoors but damn, I was pissed.  Supa took me on Sunday to get a new pair.

The ones that were lost were white and I loved them.  Well, I couldn't find another pair like them so I decided these would work.  Now I love these too!  ;)

Jade and I did take Lolly out Saturday night for her birthday festivities.  We went to Groucho's for dinner (because they have the best damn sandwiches) and we all love it.  Then we went bowling and it was a riot.  We had so much fun!   We got the lane all the way on the end and bowled until midnight bowling started.  It was really cool that they turned the lights and stuff on.  I mean, I've never been bowling in the dark with psychedelic lights and colors flashing all over the place.  I enjoyed it very much.  We don't bowl well but I thought everyone might get a kick out of our scores.

 I just had to warm up ;)  Look at who won that second game!!  Heehee!!  We already decided that we need to do that at least once a month to have a healthy sanity.  Our arms hurt the next day from hurling the ball down the lane.  I kept telling Lolly, "Roll it as hard as you can!".  LOL, that wasn't very hard but she did her best.  LOL, love you Loll!  Can we have birthday's more often?  Oh, wait, I don't think I really mean that!  HAHA!

Jade, Supa and I managed to get a few coupons out of the dumpster on Sunday finally.  After 2 weeks of being "dry" my binder was really empty. 

It was a pretty good haul.  I cut, organized and filed what I needed and gave the rest away.  I try to give back when I can!

I have a bunch of TV to catch up on today while I'm at work so let me just close this entry by sharing some of the funny shit that Uncle Darling and Aunt Darling (they are brother and sister, just to keep it in perspective where the hell this humor came from) have been sending me to contribute to the blog.  I think I need to put them on my pretend payroll.  :)

Aunt Darling first:


Awwww!  Well, yes, yes they do!  I love me some kisses!!!!



LOL!  The other two are sleeping peacefully and this one, he loves to raise hell! 

As you can see, Aunt Darling went with the cute side of things....

Now Uncle Darling on the other hand.......

The kids face...Kills me every single time.



Which I totally agree with this fella on the right because I can never understand what the fuck these things are supposed to be saying!



I love the ones where the animals look completely possessed by Satan.  Since they look so nice, normal and cuddly most of the time.



Someone got really lucky with this photo.  Someone also has amazing timing!



Um, wow.  Don't pretend to not know how big/little your pecker is.  You should know your dick well enough to not need to try them on!!!  WTF?!  This tops all cake!

As you can see, Uncle Darling is out-doing his sister right now with his crazy contribution ideas!  But practice makes perfect and Aunt's are really sweet!  Keep up the good work you two!  All contributions are accepted and appreciated!!  XXOO

That's all for today folks....I'm brewing up a bloggy story but that will have to wait for tomorrow.  Time to watch back to back episodes of Hoarders to pass the time!  :)

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