I Know I'm Weird

I wonder show many strangers read my blog and think I'm a complete weird-o.  LOL  Just a thought....

Don't type "Weird" into Google Images.  Thank you, Stareastasia Weird News for this pic.  I guess when there are people "walking" around with only half a body, I don't feel so weird anymore. 

Nearly Perfect came over last night and I ended up staying up too late with her.  Now I'm all sleepy and blah.  BUT, I'm glad she came over and we got to hang out.  I missed her face!!  

Freeze Master!!  This is how I felt when I realized it was time to get out of bed this morning.

I was watching Fear Factor last night with Supa.  (We love it and I have to save the episodes for the kids to watch because they think it's awesome too.)  

No.  No I'm not fucking ready.  I wouldn't do HALF of the shit they do on there.  I don't care how much money they are offering. 

If you haven't seen it, they do some insane kind of shits on there. 

Last night, one person had to lay in a clear box coffin and then have a huge trash can full of snakes (Supa said they were boas but who cares??!!) of all different sizes poured all over them.  Then the other person had to transfer the snakes from that box to a different box, with only their mouth of course.  The person that transferred the least amount of snakes in weight would be kicked out of the competition. 

Well, fuck.  I don't think so!  I'm not especially scared of snakes but really?  No thanks.

I told Supa, "I think that NBC sought out the people that are the most terrified of snakes to participate in this particular episode just so they can FREAK them the fuck out and film the actual freak out for our viewing pleasure.  They don't just randomly pick these idiots."  He said I was probably right.  I guess that's what makes the ratings go 'round right? 

Well, whatever.  We're hooked.  We used to watch the old Fear Factor so we couldn't resist the new one.  It's just as good.

I decided to watch Celebrity Wife Swap and see what it was all about.  I do like a little Wife Swap from time to time so I figured the Celebrity version had to be just as fun if not more.

On this first episode, Carnie Wilson from Wilson Phillips swapped lives with Tracy Gold from Growing Pains:

Carnie Wilson attempting to cook breakfast at Tracy Gold's house.

Tracy Gold.  (In case you didn't know who the hell I was talking about)

Let me just say that it was a regular old, run of the mill type of Wife Swap episode.  The husbands were more forgiving than the ones from the past I believe....The wives still had to write a household manual and change up the rules on the second day.  Tracy Gold and Carnie Wilson could not be any more different if they tried.  Two totally opposite sides of the spectrum.  (That's the whole point right?) 

What I got out of this episode was that Carnie Wilson is a complete and utter lazy slob.  Her house was disgusting, her husband out of line, and she had TWO people that were her "help" basically raising her kids for her.  I hate that. 

Tracy Gold on the other hand, super neat, ultra clean and overly involved.  That sounds like me!

In this episode:  Carnie Wilson - 0 -  Tracy Gold - 1 - !!  She won it by a landslide in my book.

I hope this next episode coming up is just as astounding and entertaining.  Because next week is:

Ted Haggard (WhoTF is that??) and Gary Busey (which I only recognize him because he was on Celebrity Apprentice)

What is everyone watching on TV lately?  Supa and I are SUPA excited about tonight!  (pun totally intended, with just a hint of retard)  Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice are back on!  WOO HOO!

Have fun in TV land,

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