Funnies Galore!!

I'm busy today.  It is what it is. 

SO, I'm going to post all the funnies that I've been saving for a rainy day....Thanks to Uncle Darling.  He gets credit for all of these:


I couldn't have said it better myself, KITTI/ACE.  Bahahahahaha!!



A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor
and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool..
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

A man says to his wife "I had a wet dream about you last night"
"Aww did you?" the wife replies.
"Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing"

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid
to a swimming party at his pool.
When they were changing into their swim trunks,
one turned to the other and said,
"Did you notice the small dicks on the rich kids?"
The other answered,
"Yeah! It's probably because they have
real toys to play with!" 

A hooded bank robber walked into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?' There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said, 'My wife got a pretty good look at you.....'

And the latest funnies that I came across this week via Pinterest:



You're damn right.  You might need a second, third or possibly fourth job for this lovin'.



LOL!!!!  And PS, I'm not really sorry anyway.

Supa needs to read this one!!!!!

Because when you have balls, you tell throw asshole's clothes in the snow and tell them where you live.  YEAH!



Bahahahahaha!! His face just kills me!!!  This is what uber-pissed looks like.



This is usually my reasoning!!

Alright, enough laughing.  I have to get down to business.

Definitely tomorrow,

Apple