Another Day of Complete Randomness

This past weekend was a good one.  It was the big 3-day, Labor Day weekend that I've been waiting for.  I don't care what holiday it is.  As long as I get an extra weekend day, I'm good. 


This tough bitch thinks we should have a day off....I'm so thankful for my job but you can't beat an extra day off for pretty much no damn reason.  Thank you, sweet Jesus.

Saturday, we did NOTHING and it was awesome.  I laid on the damn couch for as long as I wanted to.  I did go get puppy food and played with the puppies at the shelter with Dazzle and Neon.  I need another puppy around like I need a hole in my head but it's still fun to play with them and then leave their cute asses there.

Love them love them love them.  Fuck bringing them home.  I brought one home recently and we JUST got a handle on the pooping and peeing in the house situation.  He is still chewing on us and everything else, drawing blood at times and he still licks all the water off of my legs when I get out of the shower IF I can keep him from jumping in the shower with me.  Another puppy right now?  FUCK YOU!

I drug Dazzle and Neon to the cell phone store OK 3 of them actually because I was looking around for a new phone.  It's time to renew my contract and my phone is getting shitty and old....
So I thought I'd go look at them.  Why is it that I need a $15.00 data plan just to have a phone?  I don't need a damn data plan!  Just give me a fucking phone that I can call people on and text.  It really IS that simple!  I also expect a FREE phone.  I mean, I have been with you people since 2003 and I have NEVER paid for a phone.  "We don't give free phones anymore"....WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!  OH HELLS NO!  I went home and ordered a damn free phone on the Internet.  And what AT&T?!  Now, I just have to wait for it to come in the mail.  LOL.

I have stuck with you for this long.  DO NOT fuck with me now. 

Sunday, I went and walked the track with Jade in the morning so we could eat whatever we wanted that day get our exercise over for the day nice and early.  Then we went to the flea market to get a watermelon from the Mexicans....(I mean, where else can you get a big, seedless watermelon for $2?)  After that we went and jumped in our favorite coupon dumpster and found NOTHING because there are no coupons on holiday weekends - DUH!  Oh wells, at least we attempted. 

It kinda looks like this but not really.  Our dumpster only has paper in it and we don't have to "dive" headfirst.  LOL

We decided that we would have a Sunday Funday with the kids since Supa is making the big bucks now.  (heehee, well, to us it is big bucks) SO after going home and washing the stink off of me (trust, that was hard) Supa and I took Dazzle and Neon out bowling :)  That was a fucking joke if I ever heard one! 

Game #1 looked a little like this:

Dazzle:  49
Neon:    25
Apple:   56
Supa:    69

PATHETIC!  Grampa Darling has been on a bowling league since the beginning of time.  He probably bowled with the inventor of bowling or some crazy shit.  He would have laughed his ass off at us!

Game #2, not much better folks:

Dazzle:   29
Neon:     36
Apple:    75
Supa:     127

I called Grampa Darling and just like I said, he laughed his ass off.  Hehe.

Yep, most of the time, the pins were this way.  We just couldn't get them to lay down!

Anyhow, we didn't care what our scores were.  We were just having fun with it.  After we finished we decided to play pool.  Pool, with an 11 year old and an 8 year old....can't be too fun right?  OH YES IT WAS!  Heehee!  We laughed, scratched and dunked that 8 ball way way early.  Who cares?!  It was great!  We were all pretty pooped after that so we went to dinner together and then headed home.  I had a wonderful time and I know they did too!

We sorta looked like these people, just less gay and much, much more attractive.  :) 
But just as fun!

Monday, I should have listened to my inner lazy and stayed home but nope, I couldn't resist the sale that is GOODWILL.  Jade and I have visited Goodwill during holidays before.  They usually have a huge 1/2 off everything sale and when you realize that you're in Goodwill, that becomes really appealing and wonderfully cheap.  We're talking racks and racks of clothes for $1.00 which (for the idiots) turns into .50 cents!!  WOOOO HOOOO!!!! 

Long story of fun short, during round #1, I left with a huge bag of clothes for $18.00.  This included some stuff for all 4 of us.  Then Jade and I broke for lunch because we were starving....and then during round #2, I left with a HUGE bag for $31.00.  DANG!!  7 hours later, mission accomplished!!  We had a blast too.  We laughed our asses off and tried on tons of clothes.  I even found a really nice tie for Supa for .24 cents.  HA!  I figured if he hated it I could always sell it at a yard sale for $1.00.  :)

That was our weekend pretty much.  I'm getting ready to blow this place called work so I'll be back soon!!!