Uh Oh, I Think The Coven Is In Trouble

Actually, I know it's in trouble.  Right now, at this very moment, I am issuing an Public Service Announcement for all 5 of us.  The shit has hit the fan and I don't even know where to begin.  SO, let me begin by saying you may not want to continue reading this if:

A:  You are one of the said 5 coven members that is currently pissed off at me

B:  You are very sensitive and can't take a rant (that may or may not be semi-funny)

C:  You don't want to hear my opinion because you think I'm full of shit or my opinions suck

I don't plan on holding any of my thoughts or feelings back and I think I expressed that at the beginning of this blog.  I started this blog so that I could get my feelings down on the screen and out of my mind.  It's been wonderful so far and I haven't had to bitch too too much but here is where the bitching begins.  If you don't like it, don't read it.  Period, end of story.  I'm not apologizing.  This blog belongs to me. 

I have never held my tongue and I'm not doing it now ladies so.....prepare yourself or leave. 

Okay, if you're still here....KISS MY ASS!  (Just kidding, kind of) I'm feeling extra rowdy, sitting here at my desk listening to Eminem cause that's what I do when I'm angry.

Look, I love my friends.  Truly I do.  I've already expressed many times that they are just like my sisters.  (I think that it's normal to want to drown your siblings from time to time right?)  I really consider them family and I don't know what I'd do without them.

BUT
I'm nobody's pushover bitch!  When something is bullshit, I say it's bullshit! 

I was informed by Ace that apparently I pissed off Kitti or hurt her feelings or something....and of course (friends since they were 5) Ace is probably pissed off at me, too.  So, I asked both of them, WTF did I do or say to piss them off so bad and do you think they told me what the problem was?  NO, hells no they didn't.  They have been ignoring me! 

I know you both claimed to be busy but unless you're the head of some multi-million dollar corporation or you own a chicken farm or some shit, you're not that fucking busy and I know it.  I talk to you bitches usually every single day over work email and I know you have time to type one sentence and let me know what jig is up!  I mean, let's get real Kitti.  You have pissed me off before and you won't leave me alone until I tell you why.  OVER WORK EMAIL.  All this, we're busy and we don't want to have this conversation OVER WORK EMAIL is ridiculous.  I'll remember that next time I want to avoid telling you something.  Good idea.

Let's just be completely honest here....This is how I feel when I get put off and ignored. 

I know I'm a mean bitch but I'm pissed off at this point!  Nothing should be so serious that you need to have some kind of intervention to talk to me.  Really?  If Kitti has a problem, she needs to speak up for herself.  (Ace, you better not have a problem.  Kitti is her own woman and she can handle it.)

Put on your fucking big girl panties and get over it!


I'm pretty sure all this started when I told Kitti that if one of my animals was sick and was going to die, then one of my animals is sick and is going to die.  I'm not taking my dogs to the vet so they can be poked and prodded and tortured even more.  Animals DIE.  That's why they are not CHILDREN.  Big difference.  Don't get me wrong people, I love my dogs.  I love them very much.  I'm just not willing to spend thousands of dollars on DOG hospital bills.  That is just crazy to me.  Now, that is my opinion and we don't have to agree.  But you have to respect MY opinion.  I respect you, I just think your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.  I still love you just the same!  You don't have to agree with me but damn, don't complain about me giving my opinion.  And if you do want to complain, DO IT.  I'm here to listen to how you feel, no matter what!  I'm a big girl and I can handle it. 

I bet you're already sick of hearing my rant because I'm sick of talking about it but guess what...I'm not done yet!!!!

Then there was the issue of what were we going to do about Ace's birthday.  Well, originally we had planned to take her out to eat.  Perfect!  We all love to eat.  Now we were supposed to go on Saturday so (being the mega planner that I am) I asked Ace (OVER THAT WORK EMAIL AGAIN) where did she want us to take her for her ultra special birthday dinner.  I wanted to call and make reservations or TRY to make them at least.  She had no idea.  Wonderful.  Well, that was slightly annoying but whatever.  I can handle that.  I figured she would tell me beforehand unless like Jade mentioned...."What?  Are we just supposed to get in the truck and drive wherever and not know where we're going until we pull out of the driveway?"  God, I sure hope not because that would mean us waiting 2 hours for a table.  That sounds like a blast.  Anyhow, not that serious at the moment.  

Yep, that would be us.  FUN FOLKS!

What was serious and definitely pissed me off was the fact that I asked Kitti what she had up her sleeve for Ace's bday AFTER dinner (the usual plan is for us to go back to my house to eat cake and open presents) which would require a cake and some presents.  Like I said people, it's 2 days before the shenanigans.  I just assumed (fml, I need to stop assuming shit) that since Kitti and Ace were practically born in the same womb, Kitti would be on top of her BFF's birthday.  But no.  As far as I could tell she had no damn plans.  Unless you call her telling me that I should ask Ace what she wants to do a plan.  I understand that by nature I'm a control freak but gimmie a break.  When is anyone else going to put in some effort?  I'm not the default party planning whore.  NOT! NOT! NOT!  Don't wanna be, not gonna be.  I have enough shit to plan.  

Imagine if the inside of your brain always looked like this.
 Eventually, you would hope for someone to offer some help. 

At the end of all that bullshit, Kitti did have time to tell me OVER WORK EMAIL that she talked to Ace (WTF?!  BUT YOU COUDLN'T TALK TO ME BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY?) and they decided that since everything was such a hassle (WHAT?!) that Saturday night dinner would be cancelled.  OMFG, the only person that made it a hassle for everyone was you Kitti.  Can't you just tell us what you want to do for your BFF's special night so we can help out?  Apparently not.   Jade was like "Excuse me?!  We're not going to eat?  Are they serious?!  Should I keep Saturday night open in case everyone changes their mind?"  Nope, you shouldn't because that shit is done.  End of story.  The drama is officially over and I am removing myself from the situation.

We can't eat on Saturday to observe the bullshit that is Ace's birthday plans.  The plans are officially dead.  Fuck. 
And I was going to buy her a car! (Whatever, it sounded good) 

 Supa is so pissed.  He wants to defend me but I told him that will only make it worse and plus what is he defending me for?  I don't even know so don't Supa.  I know your intentions are good but you'll just put more fuel on the fire.  

Which might look a little like this......in our situation.

I think I'm done now.  I don't feel like I need to defend myself to anyone.  They are going to think whatever they are going to think.  I just wanted to take this time out of my BUSY WORK DAY to bloggy about how I feel so that I can enjoy my weekend with my sweet husband and awesome children.  I didn't want to carry around this pissed off feeling for the next 2 days.   I have been a little crabbier lately than normal since it's been 10 days since I smoked a cigarette.  The horrible nicotine withdrawals are getting better and I feel better and better everyday.  IF I offended someone, just tell me.  Jesus.  Make life a little easier for everyone why don't ya?  We're not having an intervention because I'm not an alcoholic and don't need rehab.  Handle your own issues with me and we'll be just fine(d).