My First Love, The Weekend Is Almost Here!!

Don't get me wrong, this is one of the most gay pictures I have ever seen but I do give them props for recognizing that God needs to be thanked for Friday's.  Who the fuck thought of taking this picture this way??!! 
What photographer let this go on?

Any-who-ha, time to be happy about Friday finally being here!  This weekend is no exception to all the other weekends, whatever it may bring, I'm going to love it.  I mostly know what I'm doing....

Tomorrow morning I am getting up at the ungodly hour (on a weekend day at least) of 6:00 am and I am hauling all that yard sale shit out to the front lawn ONE LAST TIME to see if we can sell any of it to people who need good, cheap stuff.  I have my change ready to go, my stuff marked and priced and I'm just READY!  My goal is $100.  If I make that, I'll be really happy.  Supa has to work all day so I thought I was going to be on my own UNTIL I remembered that Dazzle and Neon owe me since I gave birth to them (Neon especially since it was an all natural birth and he was as big as a 10lb turkey!!).  

Imagine squeezing this out of your vagina (minus the vegetables and side dishes)...It feels a lot bigger than it looks! 

SO, much to their disdain, I will be waking my beautiful, extremely helpful children up at the crack of dawn with me.  I'm kidding, actually Neon insisted that I wake him up so he can supervise what goes out and that I'm charging a fair price for his stuff.  LOL.  Dazzle said, "Please, please, Mama, don't wake me up unless you really need my help."  HA!  I definitely am going to need it!  She can take a nap later :)

I'm going to work on the yard sale until we sell everything (haha, I wish) or until I get sick and tired of sitting out there.  My friend that came to visit me last week is coming again this week...Squeee!  So glad to have a volunteer to keep me company....Hey, there are WEIRD-OS out there and I'm inviting them into my yard!  Nearly Perfect might come by and throw some of her stuff out on my lawn or just keep me company.  Jade will probably mosey on by at some point I'm sure.  I'm expecting it to be a really good time.   

I'm expecting it to be fun but maybe not THIS much fun.  HEHE

Then I'm going to do my best to put my hair first and go get a damn haircut before Supa gets home (at 5pm) since I am beginning to look like a shaggy dog.  My hair is really, really short like in a Pixie haircut and when it starts to grow out, it looks like total shit.  In that case, I have to go get it cut hmmm....about every 6 weeks.  I go to the Paul Mitchell school and let them experience cutting really short dos and I only have to pay $10.00!  Sweet!  I absolutely love going there because they are so nice and they really do their very best.  

Getting a haircut is important because this is NOT the look I go for!

After my hair cut, I am planning on going home to take a nap but who knows if that will actually happen.  Sometimes, much to my unhappiness, naps fall through.  I have to get some sort of rest because after dinner, the party will begin!  Well, we're not having a formal party...(thank God, those are a lot of work!) but I am having company :) 

Lolly is coming over and bringing her new boyfriend over to meet us for the first time (we'll leave him nameless for now to see if he sticks around long enough to require a bloggy name).  Nearly Perfect is coming over to hang out with us and check out the new dude.  She might bring her new boyfriend but we're leaving him nameless for now too.  You see, these dudes have to EARN their bloggy names.  (I'm such a stuck up bitch, har har)  Of course Jade is coming over, because it's Saturday night and 12 headless horses couldn't keep her away she wants to check out the new dude too and I don't think she's met Nearly's new friend yet either....  

Well, I couldn't find 12 but this one is really good at pretending.  LOL  He wishes he was a famous headless horse!  
He's going to get a cramp in his neck if he doesn't calm it down!  He won't stop Jade and neither will 12 more just like him.  It's my house on a Saturday night!!  She'll be there.

That should be an interesting night of fun.  I'll ask Mr. Worthy or not so fucking worthy depending on how the night goes and how he decides to treat my sista a whole bunch of questions that your Mama would normally ask and see if I can feel him out for bad vibes...or good ones if he should be so lucky.  I'm sure he will LOVE being put on the spot in some strangers home with everyone staring at him.  You better get used to us buddy because we're not going anywhere and this is how we roll.  We have to know that Lolly is safe and you're not some serial killing animal torturer or baby slayer.  People these days are CRAZY!  

There are crazy people in the world that look like this.....



And then there are also crazy people who look like this.....

And then, there are also crazy people out there that look completely normal.  These are the really scary ones because you don't know who to look out for!  So, Lolly, you will have some help with this new guy.  I'm pretty excited.  It's going to be a great time. 

Sunday, Sunday...Do I have plans on Sunday already....OH!  Yes, I sure do!  Heehee!  I'm spending the day with my beautiful little family!  Supa is off, WOO HOO!  We are taking the kids to Red Lobster to eat some yummy food for lunch (I think we decided to go for lunch) and then we are going to run a few errands.  I know Supa had a game in mind that he wanted to go look for and I think he's going to want to go look around Best Buy for a little bit (his favorite place to be).  Who knows what else we'll get into but I'm pretty excited for the weekend as a whole.  I'm sure I'll see Nearly on Sunday at some point too.  She just moved pretty much down the road from us and I'm glad that we will get to spend more quality time together.  

I guess that's about it for now.  I will probably try to squeeze in some relaxation time Sunday at some point....I hope everyone has an amazing weekend! 

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