Absolute Friday Randomness

I'll go ahead and let everyone know, today I'm feeling a little crazy.  It's Friday (SUPERFUCKINGYES!) and the phone is ringing off the damn hook here at work.  Everyone that works for the State is getting paid today since the 30th is on a Sunday and we are just slammed SO, I will do my best to bang out a decent entry.  You have been warned if it comes out quite insanely.  Just sayin'.

The first item on today's agenda is:

The Sex Bracelet:

A good while ago, I saw something about this on Dr. Phil or Oprah or some talk show.  They are little jelly bracelets that the girls (usually in middle school) wear.  There are all kinds of colors and the deal is that boys grab them and pop them off the girls wrists.  Depending on what color the bracelet is, the girl has to perform whatever that color stands for.  (Um, excuse the fuck out of me but what did you just say?!)  Stupid, crazy and hideous, yes, I agree.  Who the hell came up with this one?? 

These bracelets were banned from a middle school somewhere because the girls were actually doing what the boys were saying. 

So, when I heard about this on TV, of course I told Dazzle.  She looked at me like I was crazy and the subject was mostly forgotten. or so I thought


Yep, this is one of those seemingly harmless jelly braceletes that we were just talking about!  This picture was taken on my kitchen counter and that is my note that says "WHAT THE FUCK?".  (I actually attached the post it note so that I wouldn't lose it in my purse:)

Basically, Dazzle came home from school with that bracelet on and she wanted to know if it was one of those sex bracelets.  I told her it sure looked like one and I would need to take it to do further research.  (Cause you know I wasn't going to ever let her wear it out of the house again, right?!)  I asked her where she got it from and apparently it came from one of her girlfriends at school.  Thank God it didn't come from some middle school boy because if it had, I'd be in jail for killing him.  You. Gave. My. Daughter. What?!

I did some online research and google informed me that:

Black means:  To have sex in the missionary position

Um, so, yeah, Dazzle isn't having sex with anyone in any position!  Over my dead body!  But before I get into all of that...Here is what I told Dazzle:

"This bracelet is just a bracelet.  It only becomes an evil sex bracelet if you believe in what it supposedly means.  If you don't give it any power, it doesn't have any.  It's just an ordinary bracelet from a friend."  Please hold your round of applause, I'm really not Super Mom

She took this reasoning and ran with it.  I gave her the bracelet back and I haven't heard another word about it.  What do these girls think they're doing?  So, you mean to tell me that some girls at some middle school actually gave this object and those little shit boys any power?  Did someone really have sex or give a blow job because of a little round piece of plastic?  Sounds like their parents are NOT doing their jobs.  Jesus Christ, what is this world coming to??

***After that mini rant, I'm feeling much better about those little pieces of round plastic and the middle school boys that I don't have to kill today***

The second item on today's agenda is:

Commando:

This past Saturday night, Supa and I decided that since we had watched everything on our DVR, it was the perfect night to have movie night.  After considering all our choices (did I mention I collect DVD's and I have probably between 500 and 600 - that is not even including all that the TV itself has to offer by means of "on demand" movies, Netflix and Hulu Plus) we decided to watch Commando.  Yep, Commando from 1985 starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

Oh yeah baby!!  Everyone that collects movies needs to have this one.  It is fucking awesome!!



I mean, really?  Check out those guns!!  Trust, I'm not talking about the one that shoots.  Back in the day, Arnold was HOT!



Look at that huge arm knife!!

Did you know that the little girl that plays his daughter in the movie is Alyssa Milano?  Well, yes it sure is!!  Supa was pretty surprised.

I know you can't tell from this picture but hang on, I'm looking for a better one.



Now do you recognize her??  Pretty neat huh?

Anyhow, I really enjoyed my blast from the 80's feeling that I got while watching it and Supa loved it.  (Action, of course he would)  We had a fun time watching it together and I would highly recommend it to everyone. 

After we finished that gem, we decided to go for a double feature!!  We watched Eclipse with my boyfriend, Robert Pattinson in it and somehow.....I fell asleep!  Supa stayed alert for the entire second movie while I was snoring away!  How I fell asleep with a 55 inch Robert Pattinson in my livingroom is beyond me, but it happened. 

Needless to say, it was a great night for amazing movies at the Darling house!!

I guess I'm done for today.  I hope this weekend is full of awesomeness for everyone.  Hopefully I will have something interesting to report on Monday. 

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