Tuesday, Meh.....

Today is a better day.  No one is arguing or fighting.  The battle zone is now the happy home front it should be.  Doesn't it usually work that way?  You have something hugely wrong with you, you go to sleep for the night, wake up, and the new day looks so much better than the past one did.  I always wish that I could get those lost, fucked up days back but.....I can't so MOVE FORWARD, Apple!

In the spirit of doing just that....A maybe, slightly, angry post (for fun) ensues.....

I'm on facebook several times a day.  Just reading status updates and checking out people's photos....Here lately, there have been a whole bunch of what I call "word pictures" posted and I think that I need to share.  I picked out some of my most favorite ones and in no particular order, here they are:

**DISCLAIMER**
If YOU personally posted one of these on your facebook page, yep, I stole it from you.  Tough shit.  You posted it and facebook is public.  ;)  Put on those big girl panties and get over it!  You'll be just fine!


I believe that this totally me.  110% me.  I have a whole ton of style, let me tell you.

Raise your hand (right now!!) if you know me personally and you know this to be true.  I am never out of things to say, I know exactly who I am, what I want and you know what I'm about to say......I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!  Amen, sista!! strike that because it's never a good thing to answer yourself! 


Okay, I remember who posted this because she's that awesome.  For the sake of this blog, we'll call her Super Bass.
(as in: Bitch, if you don't turn that bass down you're going to blow up your damn speakers!!!)
 I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH!!!!   In her own words.....Super Bass,  YOU ROCK!

Who the hell could not love this!! 

If we gathered up all the people that I've killed in my head over the years....well fuck, we wouldn't have anywhere to put them!  Basically, the entire state of SC (and some parts of NC) would be covered with dead bodies!!  That means that right now, I'm killing someone in my head

Muahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  Arrest that, bitches!!!!

Wow, how I wish I could be just a teensy weensy bit more evil so I could leave a very short list of specific names of the people in my life that have ended up completely useless.  But I'm watching my mouth a little more lately so....
What losers....I'll just leave it at that. 

Again, another one I completely agree with.  Why are you wasting your time even being in my presence if you're just going to keep doing dumb hurtful shit over and over??!!  Get a life and get away from my polished behind!  I don't have time for you.

And last (for now) but never least:


Oh. My. God.  I almost choked on the reality of this.....This is so completely amazing!!

Wow, let's make this into a huge sticker and plaster it on a few choice people's foreheads.  It's not rocket science people.  I even want to give my own Mom one!  So many slackers....So little sticky paper to make life reminders for people.  <SIGH> 
Now that I've gotten that out of my system....(which was very fun and fulfilling mind you....)  I hope that everyone has a wonderful Tuesday.  Please try to keep in mind what you've learned here today.....Or someone might just end up killing you in their head and adding you to my huge pile.

;)

Apple