Totally Out Of Time

Honestly, with 1 hour and 16 minutes left in my workday, I really don't have time for a post.  I worked very hard today on real WORK so I'm having a hard time squeezing in the time it requires for my new favorite hobby today.  I'm trying people, really I am!

I have some randomness that might be fun for you to look at for now but that's going to be about it.  I don't have time to be wordy.  I will write a post tomorrow and talk all about my uneventful weekend. 

Promise !!

<fingers crossed just in case I run out of time tomorrow too....>

Luckily, Uncle Darling has once again provided me with some wonderful material to entertain everyone with.  That is where these gems came from:

I bet somewhere on this planet, this has really happened to someone! 
I like that it's Garfield that is being asked to drive a suicide mission truck.  LOL!



Yeah, I know....I can not believe what I'm seeing right now!  I have tats so I know how bad they hurt! 
WHO THE HELL COULD SIT THROUGH THIS???

You might be wondering why Uncle Darling would send me a picture of someones tattooed penis but let me tell you....When I was a kid, I LOVED Puff the Magic Dragon!!  I watched it over and over...and of course, Uncle Darling was around for that time period so he knows that I used to be am obsessed with it.  This is just a whole other level of obsession.  More power to you, tattooed fella!

Well, let me tell the story behind this one!

I do hope you are having a purr-fect Monday (and Happy Halloween for that matter).  But, where this really came from to begin with was, Uncle Darling googled "Uncle Darling" and this is the first thing that came up.  WTF?!  Google, you are a very strange and weird fuck!  This is the best you could do?  A half naked kitty woman?  Alrighty then, moving right along!

Corn dogs ON pizza??

Okay, like I told Uncle Darling, I have seen some really disgusting things at the state fair:

Deep fried Oreos, deep fried Kool-Aid and the ever popular Krispy Kreme Donut Cheeseburger that Supa had this year just to name a few....BUT, a corn dog pizza?!  No fucking way!  Wouldn't the corn dogs get all soggy with pizza grease?  I'm confused...People really eat this shit? 

Please excuse me, <Gag, URG, Burp, GAG>  Okay, now that my stomach stopped flipping over and is done trying to turn itself inside out...I feel much better.  I sure as hell won't be eating that anytime soon!  YICK!!  (Makes for a great conversation starter though....)



THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE FOR TODAY!!

I love this one!!  This is the same fucking face that I make when I tell Supa about the spider that he "should have been home to kill for me".  I hate them and they scare the living poo out of me!!  Poor kitty!  I just had to scroll up and look one more time!  <LMFAO!>  That face kills me!!

Uncle Darling, you never disappoint.  You are the best blogger side-kick ever.  Thanks again and keep the pictures coming! 

I already have a blog entry in my head, ready to roll out tomorrow.  I have gotten really smart and now when I have a bloggy idea, I email myself from my phone so that no idea gets left behind! 

Brace yourself, I'm getting smarter :)

Apple