I'm Back!

I wanted to blog yesterday so bad it was driving me crazy!  I have so much to say lately!  Unfortunately, I was so busy with couponing work that I just couldn't get to it!!  All of my shopping work is done and now I'm all yours! 

I have so many ideas saved to talk about that I imagine this is going to be pretty haphazard. (using those big words again, Mom!)

Hang on to your pants!  Here goes nothing!

Last week Supa was at Pub-Dizzle's academy.  Basically, that is like school for managers.  They have it at a really nice hotel and Pub-Dizzle caters breakfast and lunch each day for the associates that are attending.   Supa said it was very nice, informative and I believe he actually used the word "fun" in describing work last week.  (Wow.  That's not normal.)

Have you EVER seen anyone acting like this on their way to work?  Yeah, me either..... 

Anyhow, the point to this little story here is that all week long Supa was talking about the food they were serving.  Subs, fried chicken, chicken tenders....Think food from Pub-Dizzle.  SUPER YUM!  They go all out and serve sides and everything.  He was eating GOOD last week, let me tell you.  So, one day last week, he was in "school" breaking the rules and texting me.  I was sitting at my desk at work when this conversation via text occurred.

SUPA @11:25:  Lunch time!  Baked chicken and mac and cheese.  Yum.  Better than yesterday.  xxxiii (heehee, he meant xxxooo - that's what happens when you are sneak texting under your desk, LOL)

ME @ 11:26:  Oh, I bet!  Sounds good!  Enjoy, Babe!  XXOO  (jealous, well, yes I was)

SUPA @ 11:50:  All the fat, greedy fucks ate all the mac and cheese.  Didn't get any of it. 

ME @ 11:50:  OMG, really?!  They are losers and they are definitely going to mac and cheese hell for fat people!!

***Wow, Supa, tell me what you really think about those macaroni and cheese eating bastards!  Oh, the humor.....***

The next day while I was driving to work: 

**SIDE NOTE:  I do not text and drive, ever, so....This all transpired during stop lights.  I just wanted to clarify because I hate fuckers that text and drive!! **

SUPA @ 7:56:  Everyday this week, the lady that sits beside me stomach makes really loud and nasty sounds like she has to take a big shit.  Sometimes I smell fart and it's nasty.  But yet she keeps eating the bullshit candy and stuff.  And she smells like smoke ass shit.  XXOOXXOO

ME @ 7:59:  OMG, you are cracking me up!!!  That is so gross!  LOL  xxooxxoo

SUPA @ 8:03:  She eating more candy now.  Nasty ass old bitch!!

ME @ 8:12:  Hahahahahahahahahaha!  Too bad you had to put up with that all week!  I bet NO ONE would have switched seats with you either!!

He better be glad she didn't think they were friends.  She might have asked him to remove her dingleberry for her!
(Thank you, Uncle Darling!)

OMG, he had me laughing so hard:  Sometimes I smell fart

Supa, I love you and your wacked sense of humor!  :)

I'm a little late on the Halloween report.  (Hence, I've been busy fucking couponing, okay?!)  Supa and I took Dazzle and Neon Trick or Treating with Jade and her kids.  We always park in her Mom and Dad's yard and walk around their subdivision.   Good times! 

I did take pictures of the kids all dressed up but since I am keeping their identity a secret I had to think of some other pictures that I could take.....hmmmmm......I should have taken pictures of their candy loot because damn there was a HUGE pile.  Of course, I have no pictures of that....<slapping self in face, repeatedly>

Here is what I did get:

**DISCLAIMER:  If any of these houses belong to you, tough shit!  I didn't see a sign in your yard that said, "No pictures, please!"  You invited us into your yard.  I took pictures.  You'll be fine. **


That is Dazzle walking up to this house (with the red dress on).  I just thought this house looked really awesome and they had it decorated really cool. 



Same house, closer inspection.  They really went all out didn't they?  I love it!  I think that is Jade up there on the steps bent over helping a kid, possibly her own.  All of those kids didn't belong to us.  (THANK GOD)

Another house that I thought was pretty cool....



I'm pretty sure the kids are on that porch....Again, just a house I thought looked Halloweenie....

Well, that's all the pictures I can show from Halloween night.  I hope no one thinks these are lame (pictures of strangers houses). actually, I don't care what people think, I wanted to post them, so I did, thank you and have a good day! You know the drill by now, if you want to see pics of the kids or of us, visit me on Facebook.  We all had a great time, got some exercise and the kids got gobs of candy. That's all that matters right?!

I had a couple of strange visitors at the house in the past week or so.  I guess the freaks were out for Halloween week.  I caught them on camera....

I was facing the opposite direction, doing something on the counter, all alone.  I turn around to see THIS waving a pencil at me!

Um, do you need me to sharpen that pencil weapon? for you or are you just going to sit there and wave it at me?  Don't bother throwing it.  I don't fetch.  Where the fuck did you come from anyhow?  "NEON?!  Stop placing your toys around the room just so and scaring me on purpose!"

I left the kitchen....For a while.  I think I was in the laundry room and in my room.  You know, doing the back and forth dance between rooms when I walked back into the kitchen and saw this:

Shit like this will make you scream.  One minute, you think you're all alone.  The kitchen floor is empty.  Then you turn around and you have VISITORS!  WTF?!

Meet Bugs (the perp on the left) and Pete (the perp on the right).  Bugs belongs to Neon and Pete belongs to Copper.  Pete hasn't been around very long.  This was his first week in his new home and I see that he was wandering around making new friends.  Good for him.  "NEON!  Come and get these freaks out of the kitchen!!  They are weirding me out!  Stop putting them up to this!!  How much are you paying them??" 

Unfortunately, Pete didn't make it too long in his new home.  Here is Pete only on Day 2:


I told you not to fuck withe me, Pete!  This is my castle and I am the queen! 

Honestly, I didn't rip his nose off.  But Copper did.  Right off of his little face!  Damnit!  That dog is going to have to buy his own dog toys from now on!  Pete wasn't cheap! 

RIP Pete.  You were loved by all (mostly Bugs and Copper).  Poor little fella!  Off to dog toy heaven!  We think Copper swallowed your nose....And we just can't have that happening again.  Next time it could be an arm or worse, your butt!

Okay, I gotta go!  I'm getting very sleepy and I don't think I have much energy left to type with.  Must. Take. Work. Nap.  (sleep with eyes open at desk :) 

Tomorrow,

Apple