Monday? Just A Formality Really.....

I say that because I am only working Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday this week.  Thursday I will be leaving and driving to Charleston to see BREAKING DAWN with my two best friends on the planet, Lolly and Jade!  WOOOOO HOOOOOO!  You can view our plans for the trip HERE!

I have never, ever been more excited!!!!

Work can just kiss my ass because I will not be there!!  I really need a break and this is just what the doctor ordered!

We are definitely going to stay in a hotel room.  We all decided this would be best and fun as hell.  We are going to do our best to behave while we are gone.  Sometimes that is very hard but we try to watch over each other as much as possible.

Usually, Jade will attempt to stop me from doing things that we would consider to be "stupid".  BUT if she absolutely cannot stop me in mid stupidity, she just joins in.  Two stupid heads are better than one!  Don't forget Lolly!  That makes three stupid heads!  We should be safe if we decide to commit something utterly stupid.  Fingers crossed!!

We have been looking at dinner menus on the Internet so we could try to decide where we want to go eat.  I love seafood but those two other people non-seafood eating strange bitches don't eat seafood!!  They are sweet yet occasionally evil so they said they would both eat chicken at a seafood restaurant so that I could eat some GOOD Charleston seafood.  YUM!!!  Thanks to them, I will be full and very satisfied while I watch Edward do his thing on the IMAX screen!!   WOOT WOOT!!  HAPPY HAPPY DANCE!

Just a few examples of what we will be doing on Thursday at say 7:30 AM......

All 3 of us will be happy fucking dancing!!!



Dancing our asses off for sure!!! 
Don't you dare laugh at my sorry ass happy dancing picture.  There are hardly any pictures with 3 people happy dancing together!




This is Jade and I happy dancing together!  Lolly must be in the shitter at this moment.  ;)

What it all boils down to is:  Breaking Dawn Part 1 is here in a few days and I am blissfully welcoming the special time with my friends and my Edward.  I will be leaving Supa home with Dazzle and Neon to their own devices.  I'm sure they won't misbehave burn the house down  or make a huge mess have a huge party with strippers or stay up past bedtime play video games all night long.  They better behave themselves or I will beat all 3 of them when we get back! 

This past weekend was pretty damn fabulous if I do say so myself.  Friday (Happy Veteran's Day) I relaxed (what the hell is that?).  I was home all alone God forbid so I baked brownies, folded laundry and watched Dr. Phil in my PJ's.  I must admit, that was a really fun time!  I loved each and every minute of it.  

I love this man!!  I think he really does know what he's talking about. 

After my Dr. Phil time, I went and picked up Jade from work hell and we had lunch together.  Fun times!!  Then I promptly went right back home and fell into a food coma afternoon nap until Neon got home from school.  It was a rather lovely day off. 

Saturday, we went to Cat Mama's birthday party.  Hotdogs and chips, presents and dirt dessert for lunch at Jade's Mom and Dad's house as planned.  We took the kids rollerskating and that was a blast and a half!  I have never taken Dazzle and Neon rollerskating until this past weekend so I wasn't sure what to expect.  It was a flippin' riot!  Dazzle was on her butt for a good bit of the time but Neon, he caught right on pretty much!! 

We were laughing our asses off watching them because Neon looked like he had Tourette's Syndrome!!  Every time he thought he was about to fall down he waved his arms like a maniac and that kept him up on his feet.  It was too too funny.  We laughed so hard at all of the kids that we were crying on each other.  LOLOLOLOL. 

**Mini side story - There was a guy on the floor rollerskating the whole time the kids were.  We kept watching him because he was skating really well and we kept trying to guess how old he was (just for fun).   I noticed (from a good distance away) that he had a tattoo on his neck so he must be at least 18 unless he got his Mommy to sign for him, Jade suggested.  Remember neck tattooed guy for later.**

I'm pretty sure that Dazzle isn't exactly ready for roller derby but you never know what the future might hold!

After the kids skated, they were thirsty of course so we went to the snack bar and everyone had a snow cone.   While I was standing in line for said snow cones, I noticed that tattooed neck guy was standing right beside me.  I looked and the tattoo on his neck was of this:

The logo for University of South Carolina

Now, before I get blasted for being a USC hater, I do understand the obsession that people have for football.  It's kind of like the obsession I have for reality TV.  You pick a side, you cheer for those people and you really are upset when they lose.  I. Get. It.  BUT, don't be a trailer trashy loser and get those 3 letters tattooed on your neck.  You might decide that you don't like football anymore when you're 80.  Then what are you going to do?  Wear scarfs?  You probably didn't even go to that school for fucks sake!!  True fans of USC know how to keep it classy.....You just ruined your neck you douche bag!!

So, the kids ate their snow cones and we took them to the other half of the building for indoor miniature golf.  Jade and I were talking about neck tattoo guy.  I was telling her that I saw him up close and he looked like a loser with his totally stupid neck tattoo (definitely not cool anymore) and she said, "Well, Apple, this bitch is always trying to keep me and everyone else on the damn planet happy and she could totally tell this annoyed me for no apparent reason maybe his initials are USC....HAHA YEAH RIGHT!  Maybe his name is Ulmer Scott Cummings or something awesome like that."  At that point, tattooed neck guy didn't matter anymore because we were on the floor laughing our asses off. Totally trashy, tattooed neck guy a thing of the past :P 

I love you, Jade! 

The end result:  Dazzle and Neon had an absolute blast with their friends and we did too.  They need more practice but seeing as how it was SO much fun, I'm sure we will be back frequently so they can get their moves down!  They definitely went home happy but sore!

Sunday morning I went to see my movie guy at the flea market with Jade.  Then I went back home and got things situated for the week.  After lunch, Dazzle, Neon and I went to Goodwill.  They were having a huge 1/2 off sale for Veteran's day.  We were there for an hour and a half and we left with:

--one new pair of dressy jeans for myself (new jeans were in order for seeing Edward!)
--13 books for the kids
--Neon 4 pairs of pants (one pair Docker khakis, one pair of corduroys, one pair of Old Navy Jeans and a random other pair of pants)
--Dazzle 2 shirts that she saw that she thought was cool

All for a grand total of $23.00!!  Um, wow.  And that folks, is why we go to Goodwill.  We always find "like new" awesome stuff for very cheap.  Then we went on over to Walmart to get a few things we needed at the house and then it was back home time.  I was ready to just chill my Sunday afternoon or what was left of it away which is just what we did. 

I had a wonderful weekend and I hope you did too!  Now, it's time for me to catch up on Biggest Loser.  I think I'm about 2 weeks behind at this point. 

Later,

Apple