Shortest Post Ever......

Okay, very quickly, let me just give a few words until Monday.......

So, I had my tutorial for Pinterest from J. Strawberry this morning and I must say, she was very helpful.  Sometimes, I have so much going on and I get a little overwhelmed!  She broke it right down for me so I can pin happily with no confusion.  I did get a small percentage of joy in stumping her with a great question.   How do you "unfollow" someone?  There is someone that got on my Pinterest that I DO NOT want to see their shit and I don't want them to see my shit.  I don't give a fuck what they like or dislike. 

Abracadabra....  Nope, didn't work that time either.  I'm still a mega bitch.  Tough shit. 

J. was unsure of how to "unfollow" someone but I don't think I'll be waiting long for her to figure it out.  Did I say how smart she is? 


The new toy to be played with.  Weeeeeeeeee!!

Let me just say, I'm so excited for tomorrow.  Words cannot express. 

I was in the bathroom at work this morning.  I was in the handicap stall going pee when I let my mind wander to what was about to happen tomorrow night....

Not a great idea, Apple.

I finished peeing and then I jumped up off the toilet seat, pants still around my knees, bare ass hanging out, and danced half naked in the handicap stall.  What a fucking loser!!  There was no one in the bathroom with me that I know of at least, not that I would have cared anyhow so I jumped up and down like a little kid, ass still hanging out.  I shook my bare booty and I think there might have even been a few hip thrusts in there.  When I felt properly flushed LOL, no toilet pun intended from my bathroom boogie, I pulled my drawers and pants up and went back to my desk, giggling like a middle school student.  LOL.  Edward, you do funny things to me.  And, I like it.

I'm coming honey!  I'm coming to see you as fast as I can get there!!

I spoke to Super Bass after my little bathroom fun time and I told her what I did.  She in turn had a very colorful and funny story for me.  I'm trying to convince her to co-blog or guest blog with me but so far, no dice.  Hopefully she will consider typing out her story and submitting it for sharing!!  We'll see. 

That's it people!  I'm done for today.  I have plenty of work things to get done before I'm gone for two days.  When I return, I will have a full report, many funny stories and some awesome pictures to share.  Promise!

Until Monday,

Apple