HAHA And All That Bullshit

I have accomplished plenty this morning and it's only 10:45 AM.  Go me!

I'm at work chained to my desk as usual and it's not too boring but the phone's not exactly blowing up either.  I've already paid all our bills/balanced our checkbook, looked at all my coupons/sales ads for the week (and planned my course of action), watched three or 13 YouTube video's about Whitney Houston, had an email conversation with J. Strawberry about English muffins, and answered 23 calls so far. 


In J.'s honor.  These things kick ass!!

I'm feeling pretty good.  :)

My pink eye is almost gone!  Just two more days of eye drops and I will be back to looking like myself (and seeing the world much clearer).  I have been feeling like a total alien with no contacts glasses really suck when you're used to your contacts and no makeup all week.  Whew!  

Not my actual eye ball but you get the idea.  The shit was hella nasty!  And in BOTH eyes!  FML!

Supa is off today.  He made his own "Honey Do" list for today.  He is at home cutting the grass right now, coming to get me and take me to lunch (yay!) and then going home to clean the van inside and out.  I like his list for today and I have to say he did a good job.  The man never rests it seems.   

I am determined to finish The Hunger Games (book one) today only so I can speed read on to book 2 immediately, what can I say?  The shit is really good!  SO, I'm not going to keep you reading here long.  I have some funnies that need to be laughed at and then I'm done until tomorrow.  I hope you enjoy.

The following were submitted by Uncle Darling:  (thanks again!) 

**PS, while we're on the subject of Uncle Darling, where the fuck are my coupons lately?!  :)  I'm so glad we have a similar sense of humor, hehe.  I'm just kidding mostly.  Haha, I love you!**

Haha, nah, I ain't mad 'atcha!  I'm uber pissed!!



I mean, this is standard, no?




These kind of ignorant, "scary" movies piss me off.



Sometimes, the captions make the photo!

And a couple of funnies that I found myself:

This is Copper all over the place.  He LIVES to eat Odie's shit.  LOL, dogs.



HAHAHAHAHA!  Lazy bitch!  LOLOLOL!

These were submitted by my boss (not to her knowledge :)

More than most men do.  :)




Please do not insert hand here.  It's so good, it looks fake!



OMG, again, the face kills me.



I love it!

LOL!  I'm done, I swear. 

Off to read now,

Apple