Remember, Never Give Up!!

I'm at my desk chained by force and starving.  It's 10:49 AM.   The two pieces of wheat toast I ate at 7:00 AM, long gone.  So, I check in my snack cabinet and see what it has to offer:


I doubt pouring this in my mouth would make me feel full.  Might make my blood pressure skyrocket though.  LOL



Leftover crackers from my last chili meal.  Too dry!

These are super good but it's too early for dessert.

Butter.  I took a muffin to work for breakfast one day and I just have to have butter.  Supa told me that it doesn't have to be refrigerated (ha!  who knew!?) so I still have the leftover butter in my cabinet.  You never know when you might need some emergency butter. 

I guess I could have put that butter on my saltines and made a snack....No...I must save the crackers for chili and the butter for things that need butter.  FML. 

So far, no snacky.  GRRR!


Again, something wonderful FOR DESSERT.  Poo.



In case of a french fry emergency.  God, I love ketchup. 

I stared at the Hunt's bottle for a few moments, contemplating if I could squeeze it into my mouth without missing or choking myself.  Nope, probably not.  I'm saving that too.  Damnit.  I might need some fake blood at my desk in case I want to play dead so they will send me home early one day....You never know.  They have to send me home if I have a head injury right?? 

You would think I would have went for the Ritz crackers right?  Well, normally I might have but THOSE are for when I bring tuna salad to work to eat for lunch.  Edible spoon and all...those had to stay there.  I don't like plain dry crackers anyhow.  People that eat them without dunking or spreading first are lame.

That's all I had!   WTF?!  My snack supply has dwindled and left me starving! 

As I fell on the floor and buried my head between my knees under my desk, convulsing in sobs of sadness, hunger and frustration...I decided to dig one more time and see if there might be something hiding in the back.  This is my last shot at happiness.  Way in the back, lo' and behold, I find....

POPCORN SCORE!   WIN WIN WIN!!!

I totally was going to take a picture of it as it was in the package before I popped it but I couldn't!   My brain shut off at that moment and my feet took over and as I RAN to the break room and hurdled myself towards the microwave, I realized I would not die of hunger at my desk today.

Happy Fucking Friday, people!  Is it over with yet???!!

Apple