Sleepy, Yet Here

It's very cloudy and dreary out today.  I'm sitting at my desk, listening to Journey, desperately trying to not fall asleep.  Bleh! 

I have a few random things to post today and that's about it. 

I started reading The Hunger Games yesterday afternoon at my desk while I was bored as fuck and I'm on page 83.  When I finish this post, I'm going to try my best to finish this book.  I have a long list of books that I want to read and I am determined to work on that list today.  Supa has been trying to get me to read The Hunger Games for awhile now but I didn't think it sounded very interesting.  He's currently on book 2 and loves it.  When Dazzle finishes reading Breaking Dawn, this is next on her list.

I have heard from adults and tweens that this is a great book.  I'm enjoying it so far. 

I thought this next picture was cool as fuck.  What a great idea!  Every homeless person on the planet needs one!  Homeless problems, solved!



All the famous people on the planet should just buy one or two and give them away to people who need shelter. 
The world would be set.

 This next photo is of a tree that is in our front yard.  What a pretty tree!  EXCEPT for the fact that when it blooms out like this (every year around this time) it smells like straight up sperm!  I know that sounds crazy but that is the only thing I can think of that it really does smell like.  It's absolutely disgusting.  When you walk outside of our front door, that's all you can smell.  WTF?!  Such a pretty tree to stink so bad like bodily fluid. 


I wish everyone had "smell-O-vision" so that you could smell what I was talking about.  I'm not making this up for funny.  The shit literally smells like splooge.  Pretty though. 

That's really it for today, folks.  
I'm going to read try not to sleep and get prepared for my post tomorrow.  I'm planning on doing funnies...I think. 

Have a great Tuesday and watch out for those sperm trees!

LOVE,

Apple