Fun Weekend Ahead!

What a boring day at work.  Nothing exciting going on what-so-ever.  I'm just sitting here, listening to Pandora and wishing it was Friday at 5:23 so I can go home and start the weekend.  Unfortunately, it's not going by near fast enough. 

This is about how fast time is passing.  In other words, it's not.

So, this weekend is my sweet, adorable, happy, supportive, kind husbands birthday!!!  Yep, I said all that sweet stuff about him because he's behaving lately he's such a good boy!!  Supa will be 35 a week from today and he just was promoted at his grind!!!  The Pubdizzle is finally giving him the props that he deserves!!!  And, he's getting OLD!  On both accounts, that calls for a P.A.R.T.Y!!!!


Well, I guess he's not THIS old.  I think I can pull off a party at least in color. 

I'm planning a private (cause our parties are always private, lol) party.  Smallish...well, 10 or 11 people and it's going to be a blast!  I'm making food as usual.  Pickle things - think a baby dill pickle wrapped in ham with cream cheese in the middle holy yum!.  Ringtomditty - one of Grama Darling's recipes, it's a cheese fondue and that's what he requested so he shall get it!  The usual chips with ranch dip and all kinds of dunky things for the fondue and the dip.  I'm also making him another one of Grama Darling's recipes....chocolate fudge pudding cake. 

Hang on...I must take a moment to go get my bucket because I just started dripping on the floor. OK, all better now.  Yep, it's that good.  

For those of you who have no idea what I mean....When I tell you I need to go grab my bucket because I'm dripping...well that means woman juice is dripping.  This is about how many buckets I would need if RPatz showed up at my doorstep.  Just saying.  I warned about Twilight references did I not?

Since I can't write on the cake of his choice...I'm making him a sign and everyone that attends the party can write something on it before they leave and hopefully before they get too drunk.  I have a lot to do before Saturday but it will be so worth it.  I just want him to have an awesome 35th birthday!!!  

Everyone that knows me will tell you that THIS is my little secret.  SHHHHH!  LOL

I also have to take Puppy Darling to the vet on Saturday morning super fucking way too early to be awake on my day off to get his balls chopped off.  THANK GOD.  I wanted a girl puppy to begin with and yes, he stole my heart as soon as I saw him but damn.  I don't like puppy balls or penis' or any of the above.  When we get him fixed will he stop humping everything like he's lost his mind or will that not even help?!  I'm so tired of rescuing my blankets and the kids stuffed animals from his grasp.  I have never seen him move that fast until he starts thrusting those hips!  Jesus boy!  CALM IT DOWN!!  There are children present.  

I swear, if there was a pig available for humping, Puppy Darling would OWN the fucking pig.

Ta-Ta for now!  I have blankets to rescue and a party to plan!!