Sometimes TV Rocks My World

I was trying to decide what to blog about today since there is nothing going on around here lately.  (And whatever is going on has already been blogged about)  I told Kitti my muse was on vacation stupid bastard and I needed an idea.  She suggested that I do a blog about all the reality TV shows that I watch and I was already thinking about that!!  So, I must, I must write about my shows....It's fate really.  

Thank you Kitti for all your suggestions and help!  Here is Kitti, looking all thoughtful and sweet! 

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**SPOILER ALERT, If you don't want to know what is going on with your favorite reality TV show, do not read this...I'm not holding back any deets for slackers who haven't caught up with their DVR's yet.  Sorry bitches!**
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I watch Big Brother every summer.  For those of you that haven't watched it, you have no idea what you're missing!  It is more than just drama and chaos.  I mean, there is always that too the part that  I think I might like the best but there is a whole lot of strategery (Yeah, I know I spelled strategy wrong...Inside coven joke, say it out loud, it sounds funny and we love it) that is involved with this show.  

The cameras and producers are watching and so are we...but who the hell is this freak face?  How did he end up on the poster??

Most of the coven watch BB...Everyone except Lolly.  I can't get her on the BB train yet but you never know....We are all on Team Jeff and Jordan.  They are past players that met in the BB house and fell in love and we in turn fell in love with them.  They are so sweet and they play the game as honestly as they can. 

We love you Jeff and Jordan!!!

Danielle needs to go home!  She's no good without Evil Dick by her side and since she's sitting on the block this week (GO JEFF!) hopefully this will be the last week we have to put up with her.  She's so annoying!!  Rachael still holds the title for most annoying but Danielle is in close second.  

You're just pissed off because you're a DUMB ASS and you can't do anything right without your Dad!  Bye Bye Danni!!



And Danielle's Dad, Evil Dick, who was on the show on a past season and WON but had to leave early this season for personal reasons...WTF happened to you Dick??!!



Yeah, Rachael, you're a mess but you are not hot.  Especially when you open your mouth and talk...GOLLY, will you please just STFU!!!

Anyhow, watch it.  You won't regret it.  I think I might cry when the season is over.  A year is a long time to wait for your favorite show!  (Ace, don't cry anymore...True Blood Season 4 will be out on DVD before we know it!)

How about some Bachelor Pad??!!  I must admit, I am a Bacheloraholic!  I watch every season of Bachelor and Bachelorette and I love it.  I understand that the producers set up the dates and pick all the beautiful locations but I do believe that these people fall in love.  I've seen seasons that made my heart melt and I'll continue to watch them until my DVR explodes. 


I also like it because they bring back all the past Bachelors and Bachelorettes that didn't win the husband/wife they wanted so you get to know these people (as much as you can watching TV, God, I sound like such a loser!) and you end up siding with SOMEONE that you like.  It's kind of like men with football, you want your team to win! 

Vienna Sausage, you and Kasey need to hit the fucking road.  I am so sick of you bad mouthing Jake because you are a money grubbing, fame whore and you needed to put the negative attention on someone else.  You will burn in hell for that.  I can't believe that they ended the last episode on that fucking note where you have no idea what happened??!!  I hate that!!

The worst picture I could find of her.
Webster's Dictionary Entry:  Lying, Fake, Cock-sucking Whore - Vienna
And what is up with the X's on the douche bags hands that is sitting beside you?  Underage much?

I really want Holly and Michael to get back together.  They are too cute and you can tell he really loves her.  I mean, he cries every single time he speaks to her!  Give him a chance, Holly!

I don't think I've seen a sweeter couple..except for Supa and I.  We definitely have them beat but I think they should get back together.  They look so happy!  Go Holly and Michael!!

I personally love Graham.  I know he is a total commitment phobe but since Supa already took me off the market....I don't care.  I still like him.  Michelle, back up off it.  You are crazy and we all know it.  Jake's season made you look like a loon and I don't think you've changed one bit!

Hello Graham!  I think you're awesome and when you find the right woman, marry her!  Don't be scared!

Okay, now moving on......

The new season of Survivor is about to start in September and I'm so ready!!!  My Aunt Darling and Grampa Darling are very much die hard fans.  They probably have every buff from every season ever and I love it!  If buffs make you happy, wear them!

This is one reality show I have to watch with Supa.  He loves it!

I'm not sure where they are going this time but Jade told me today that Ozzie and Coach will be back from past seasons.  I loved Ozzie and he can really win those challenges so it's good to be on his side...but Coach???  OMG, worse than Russell....Okay, I won't go that far but still, he SUCKS.  I can't stand to look at his face, much less listen to the BULLSHIT that comes out of his mouth!  Take a hike before you even get there Coach!

Either way, I'm expecting another really great season and nope, I'm not sick of it yet.  Maybe by the time they get on Season 595, I'll stop watching.  Maybe

That's all for now folks!  Must.  Watch.  TV.  ;)