Last Minute...I Can Do It!

I'm posting this at the last minute today.  I have exactly 51 minutes left of work before I clock out for the day and I really wanted to blog earlier but I was too busy!  Seems like everyone is either out sick today or off (yes, I mean you Red Lady).  Regardless, it makes for a hells a busy day.  I  was also couponing and watching Hoarders, which is very important to me anyhow.  



This is my personal motivation to clean.  If your house looks like this, well you're fucked.

Red Lady is someone that I would refer to as my "best work friend".  You know, that person that is your best friend AT WORK.  DUH  For some strange and unknown unknown to me reason we don't hang out outside of work.  We exchange the occasional text message every so often and if I don't show up at work she's wondering where I am and vice versa but that's about as far as we go.  Second base outside of work and all the way at work.  I know, strange but true.  She gets all my work love and I guess that's all the love she needs.  Long story short, she sits on the opposite wall from my cube and she's a flipping riot.  I can hear her cursing at her members (while she's got her phone on mute, omg, it's so funny) and she can hear me bitching at Dazzle and Neon on the phone..sometimes also Supa for that matter.  It's nice to have one person at work that you can vent and rant to and they understand where you're coming from.  SO, Red Lady, this is a shout out to you and just a reminder, please stop taking fucking days off from work.  I get lonely and I don't like any of these other people we work with.  I'm so not kidding. 

I really want to do this, but in a more serious and violent way.

Nothing too exciting besides that is going on right now.  I've been pretty stressed out lately with all the back to school hullabaloo going on in addition to all of my normal wifey and Mommy responsibilities.  I hate this time of year!  I took Neon to our local, friendly cell phone store and slow as shit too did I mention  to get him a cell phone before school starts.  Trust me, I would not have gotten an 8 year old a phone EVER if he didn't really need it.  He's going to be riding the damn school bus home this year (and Dazzle too) and I just feel better knowing I have a constant way to communicate with him.  Also, like most of the rest of the population we don't have a home phone so...he needed a phone.  Of course I had it promptly insured because you damn sure can bet it's going to get thrown in the toilet.  Dazzle threw hers in the toilet real quick like so we learned a lesson from that.  Insure the damn phones if your people are under the age of 13 and have slippery fingers.  (or if you have really smart adults who throw their phones in the toilet on purpose on accident so they can get a new one)  

Oh hell, does anyone else want me to add them to my plan?  I mean, while we're at it!  FML!  Might as well jack up my already ridiculously high cell phone bill some more!

YAY!  14 minutes to go!!  Lolly just emailed me.  :)  She's coming over tonight to pre-game for our weekend fun!!  She just couldn't wait to see me tomorrow...and who the fuck can blame her?!  I would love to honestly say I'm kidding but I'm not.  I'm super fucking awesome!  I can't wait to see her too so we can figure out how many hours and seconds it is until we are OFF for the weekend to have some much needed fun! 

Guess what time it is...... YEP!  I have 5 more minutes to go and I have a few loose ends to tie up before I run like the building is on fire leave work for the day.  Peace out Homies!