Ouch!!

I wasn't going to blog today.  I don't have very much to say.  Then I thought of this:

I cut my finger last night.  Somehow I shoved a little triangle shaped piece of glass into the pad of my first finger of my right hand.  Great.  I am right handed and I get paid to type all day.  That doesn't make for an easy day at work.  If I didn't use my first finger of my right hand (which I have been trying to do all day but it's not working out too well) it would look like this:

I a avig a ard tie tpig toda.  Translates into:  I am having a hard time typing today. 



I'm going to need some of these to get through this day!

Anyhow, I had my finger in the refrigerator door jam where the plastic door seal thingie is trying to get the crumbs and dirt out of there (because that's how fucking anal I am about dirt) when I cut my finger.  How the hell a triangle shaped piece of glass got in the door jam of the fridge door is beyond me but it scared me so bad and it hurt so bad that I ripped the glass out of my finger with my teeth. Yep, and of course ripped a huge chunk of my finger out with it. OMG, it was like a zombie movie.  The blood was pouring down my finger and I actually thought I was going to faint.  Seriously faint.  I started sweating and I was freezing cold at the same time, my stomach flipped over and I thought I might have to throw up.  Supa was at work (great time to be out making money damnit.....he should know better than to leave me home alone at my own defenses by now....I think I need a nanny, for myself) and Dazzle was in the kitchen helping me make macaroni and cheese because I can't fucking cook and I need all the help I can get from my 11 year old daughter! and she was freaking out.  I was freaking out too!   I was also taking nice, deep breaths to prevent fainting.  Even though I've never fainted and I have no idea what it feels like, I'm pretty sure I was close.  I think I heard that you're supposed to take deep breaths so I just did what I thought I should at the moment.  I can't believe I even thought of that at the time.  Anyhow....  Where was Neon when all this drama was unfolding?  Laying on the couch like the little man that he is watching cartoons.  Totally cool, calm and collected.  Not even worried that something was going down in the kitchen.  I'm really surprised he didn't walk in there and say "Hey, what is taking so long with my dinner?".   He's such a dude. 

My finger hurts but it is still attached to my hand which I am very thankful for.  I just wish it would stop (OUCH) throbbing while I'm typing.  Is it 5:23 yet??



Fuck going hard.  I want to go home!

I'm actually off tomorrow.  WOOOOO HOOOOO!  I took the day off to go register Dazzle for middle school.  BOO!  That's going to be a pricey morning of sheer delight let me tell you.  I thought it was free to attend school since it's against the law to not go at all.  Of course not!  Nothing is free!!  Then I have a whole slew of errands to run afterwards.  Sounds like one hell of a fun day off.  Not! 

I will be having fun this weekend though.  Oh yes, much shenanigans!  Lolly and I are going on a mini road trip this Saturday.  Hopefully Jade is going with us.  She is invited but I don't know if she can get away from her zoo family for the entire day.  I hope so.  The more the merrier.  Supa is off (on a Saturday?!  HOW THE HELL?!) and he is going to spend the day with the kids so I am FREE for the day!  We are going to drive about an hour or so away to a little, teeny, tiny, itsy, bitsy town that happens to have a superb flea market. 


Hopefully it will look like this.....but even better.

I haven't actually been to this flea market for about 15 years so I hope it's as great as it used to be.  I'm ready to find all kinds of treasures!!  While we are out and about, I think we are going to meet up with one of my best friends from high school.  I am so stoked to reconnect with her!!  We were inseparable for years and I'm sure we could spend a really really really really long time catching up.  It's always weird when you first see someone that you haven't seen in a really long time.  I guess you think they will still look exactly the same and obviously that's not the case.



I used to wear my hair like this but not so much anymore.

It should be a fun, fun, fun, fun day full of craziness.  We are planning on going to "Giant Food World" for lunch.  LOL, yep, it's a grocery store with a little hick restaurant inside.  They serve things like pork chop sandwiches and mystery meat covered in gravy.  HA!  Should be right up our alley.  The grocery store was actually my first official job ever.  I was a cashier and had to wear a huge, orange smock.  God, let me tell you.  I rocked the smock.  Hottest 15 year old cashier EVER! 


Yeah, kinda like this guy, except worse and completely orange.

Now that I've sacrificed my own finger safety to write this ridiculously long entry for the day...I'm out of here!  OUCH!