Make Me Laugh, Tuesday!

Honestly, I don't have anything too exciting to talk about today.  Hopefully it's going to be one of those lazy days at work where I don't have to do much.  Yesterday was terrible so I'm ready for a break. 

I finally finished the book series I was reading (omg, been working on that since May!).  I started reading 50 Shades of Grey on Saturday while I was getting my hair cut.  I think I'm on Chapter 3.  No one has fucked anyone yet so I'm still waiting for that.  I'm only reading it because the entire rest of the world has already read it and I feel like I'm missing out.  We'll see what I think about it.  I have all 3 of the books on my iPad and that's what I'm planning on working on in my spare time today.

I would like to leave you today with a few funnies I have been gathering.  I recently discovered a new website (check it out here) that tickles my funny bone so much!!!

Enjoy!


Oh, really?  LOL, someone please tell him. 

 I love Stevie Wonder in all his blind, blackness but this made me LOL so much!!!


OMG, WTF?! 

Imagine waking up to that 2 inches from your face!  No, thank you!!

Wow, I want to do this to someone so bad. 

Maybe I should just test ONE to make sure it doesn't hurt anything first.  LOL



This one was called "The most shocking thing about the entire Die Hard movie". 

I would cry if gas was under $1 now.  I remember when I could fill up my little car for $12.  Never.Ever.Again.


Hang on...WHAT did it say???!!!!

It's a typo, right?  I mean, it has to be.  No one ate that sweet baby, right?  OMG. WTF.



BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Guilty kitty!

This cat should be called "For shame cat".  You let a mouse eat your food and you didn't eat it in return?  Oh, no!!  Being a cat:  You're doing it wrong!


ME!  SO ME! 

I have one hell of a time making it through an entire movie without falling asleep.  It must be old age......


Haha!  For reals?  Awesome!!

 I forgot that ice cream had feelings....


You need to get a grip on your whorish behavior!

 But if it were a bitch standing there, no one would object.  No pun intended.  LMAO!



I can't believe I didn't notice that before!

I'm going to pay much closer attention the next time I watch Spongebob.  Ha!




Again, so me!! 

I have completely different problems but the same thing happens when I plug in my shuffle. (Which is probably why I'm usually seen with it on more than not.)



Because there is some weird, white people zombie shit going on here.

OMFG, epic face you have there, sir!
Speaking of zombies, I've been wanting to show that I want these.  Christmas is coming:




COOL!



These too!



"I want to be a real boy" tacks.

I have always loved Pinocchio!

Okay, I'm going to leave it on that note.  Hopefully I can get some reading done and get something bloggy accomplished tomorrow.  We'll see.

Happy Tuesday, friends,

Apple